[WARNING: GOOGLE MANIPULATION ZONE]

OK. I don't have pictures of Jenna Bush naked or Jenna Bush nude, or even Jenna Bush semi-nude. For that matter, I don't have pictures of Jenna Bush with no clothes on or Jenna Bush undressed or Jenna Bush in a three-way with Babs 2.0 and the wizened corpse of Strom Thurmond. Let me be entirely clear: you will certainly not find nude pictures of the Bush twins here, or the Bush twins nude, for that matter. "But what about Barbara Bush?" you ask, gently. I have no need to lie. You could scour this site for hours and find no pictures of Barbara Bush nude, or Barbara Bush in a mild state of disheveled undress, or even Barbara Bush giving someone a smoky look. Nothing like that around here. Nada. Zip.

"But, um..."

No. Seriously. Nothing.

"Nothing?"

Yeah. No nude or naked Jenna Bush. Nothing even remotely like that. You want to see Jenna Bush nude, you weirdo? Go somewhere else. Because you will not see nude photos (or, in any other format! like, um, .jpg, or .gif, or .bmp, etc.) of the Bush twins here, with their luscious ta-tas all hangin' out, doin' weird sexy twin-things to each other.

But if one were interested in that sort of disgusting shit, you should pay attention to this website I found, as they would have that sort of awful, perverted garbage long before I would.

[Google search reports will follow periodically...]

...the web means that you will never have a new idea. Sigh.

...man, even Larry Flynt has thought about it (via Savage Love, of coz). I'm sorry already.

...and apparently there are actual rumors (as opposed to transparent attempts to manipulate Google) of Babs 2.0 nude footage out there.