I need to add more disk for pr0n und w4r3z. NOW!
So, you need some more room for pr0n und w4r3z. Read the details below,
and you can impress your friends with ur 3l33t UNIX administration ski11z.
Of course, if you have any questions, be sure to ask your good friend,
- submitted by firstname.lastname@example.org
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