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Recent threads would be a waste of inbox if they weren't so comical. It
almost has the workings of a good skit:
joe: "Is this spam actually encrypted terrorist marching orders?"
smitty: "No, it's korean spam you racist!"
joe: "What? I have some very close friends that are Korean!"
smitty: "You're not anti-korean..you're anti-arab! You just picked 'osama'
because it's an arab name!"
sally: "hey did someone say racism?...this list is no place for racism!"
joe: "but I..."
smitty: "why don't you take your conspiratorial anti-arab venom somewhere
else you uneducated redneck! I hate fringe political clutter in my inbox,
and I'm going to let everyone know it!"
tom: "are you too stupid to recognize korean spam!? My AOL acou....I
mean...my friend's AOL account get's it all the time."
joe: "Sorry for my ignorance. I've never heard of korean spam
before. Next time I'm o...I mean...next time MY friend's on AOL I'll have
him go to Keyword:영어, 일본 so I can research it."
smitty: "oohh...so you ARE anti-korean too! Well you're in my
killfile! *Lalalala*...I can't hear you! *Lalalalala*"
sally: "can't we all just get along?"
al: "I've set up OpenBSDterroristmessagesandracism@listservers.org for
tom: "who said anything about a project?"
al: "oh yeah...sorry...it's just habit when I see 25 messages with the
same subject line..."
tom: "hey, does anyone know why I can't FTP through PF?"
smitty: "why don't you read the PF man page...If you can see them through
your white hood!"
sally: "tom! you too?"
Ok fun's over..nothing more to see here...move along.