Comedy/Misc@openbsd Theater

[Mike Shaw <mshaw@wwisp.com>]

Recent threads would be a waste of inbox if they weren't so comical.  It 
almost has the workings of a good skit:

joe: "Is this spam actually encrypted terrorist marching orders?"
smitty: "No, it's korean spam you racist!"
joe: "What? I have some very close friends that are Korean!"
smitty: "You're not anti-korean..you're anti-arab! You just picked 'osama' 
because it's an arab name!"
sally: "hey did someone say racism?...this list is no place for racism!"
joe: "but I..."
smitty: "why don't you take your conspiratorial anti-arab venom somewhere 
else you uneducated redneck! I hate fringe political clutter in my inbox, 
and I'm going to let everyone know it!"
tom: "are you too stupid to recognize korean spam!? My AOL acou....I 
mean...my friend's AOL account get's it all the time."
joe: "Sorry for my ignorance.  I've never heard of korean spam 
before.  Next time I'm o...I mean...next time MY friend's on AOL I'll have 
him go to Keyword:¿µ¾î, ÀϺ» so I can research it."
smitty: "oohh...so you ARE anti-korean too! Well you're in my 
killfile!  *Lalalala*...I can't hear you!  *Lalalalala*"
sally: "can't we all just get along?"
al:  "I've set up OpenBSDterroristmessagesandracism@listservers.org for 
this project"
tom:  "who said anything about a project?"
al:  "oh yeah...sorry...it's just habit when I see 25 messages with the 
same subject line..."
tom:  "hey, does anyone know why I can't FTP through PF?"
smitty:  "why don't you read the PF man page...If you can see them through 
your white hood!"
sally:  "tom!  you too?"

Ok fun's over..nothing more to see here...move along.