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n00b.net still down [was Re: pppd]



Since the mail forwarding service at alumni.duke.edu appears to incite 
elevated cardiac risk in some viewers, I have undertaken to acquire mail 
forwarding services from n00b.net.  Unfortunately n00b.net is still 
offline, its sysadmin having booted his MS-Win box (purchased on the 
advice of his Kellog School of Business CIO, that n00b.net should 
standardize on one single platform and that it should be Dell because 
the Dude is so cool and MS-Win is finally enterprise-ready according to 
the commercials) and failed to find the man command (being a Harvard 
Ph.D., he had _read_ and noticed that OpenBSD runs on i386 boxes so se 
assumed it would run on the one Dell sent him) so he doesn't know how to 
configure the mailserver he is running on another machine.  So I'm stuck 
until the Yale summer interns get it straightened out.

I also heartily apologize for having "YAMMER"ed at length, god knows 
full-time coders are always precise, clear, accurate, and so efficient 
with their words that you don't need scroll bars to read the messages 
(see Exhibit A), and would never respond with pages of insults on a 
public mailing list to a private email containing about little text 
written (but ... how could it be?  the writer was illiterate!  A net 
miracle!  Call the Pope!)  in polite language.  Not that this behavior 
would be anything but laudable in those fine coders to the North, we 
down here our just beginning to learn to beat Mexico in Soccer ... 
sorry, "football" ... what do we know about literacy or coolness or 
civilization in these swamps?

Heartiest apologies,
	Chris

Exhibit A:
On Tuesday, June 18, 2002, at 03:55  AM, Theo de Raadt wrote:

> Thank you for your extremely lengthly explanation, which would be
> extremely apropos and all that, if it were not for the issue that
> THESE FILES IN QUESTION DO NOT SAY THAT THEY ARE IN PUBLIC DOMAIN.
>
> If you were to actually take an extra step, and read the pppd files I
> referred to, you would read the license.  And not see the phrase
> "public domain" ONCE.  Not even ONCE!  And you would notice a license
> very clearly lacking the word "modification".
>
> But since you just go to Duke University, no, you don't read.
>
> Reading is a graduate level course.
>
> Still you go on ranting about "Public domain".
>
> Oh, and it is an American thing you say, eh.
>
> Thanks for your extremely educated "legal" opinion!
>
> BUT NO, YOU BELIEVE THEY SAY THAT!  BUT THEY DO NOT SAY SO.  THEY ARE
> NOT SO.  THEY ARE VERY CLEAR ABOUT WHAT FUCKING LICENSE THEY ARE
> UNDER.
>
> But you can't read.  You're too fucking stupid.
>
> Good god! Just precisely how full of yourself do you have to be to NOT
> NOTICE THAT THEY ARE NOT IN THE FUCKING PUBLIC DOMAIN?
>
> IS IT BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOOK?
>
> THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AT A UNIVERSITY IF YOU DO NOT EVEN
> OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES TO LOOK TO SEE WHAT PRECISE FUCKING LICENSE THE
> FUCKING FILES ARE UNDER, YOU DUMB FUCK?
>
> IF I AN ASSHOLE FOR POINTING THIS OUT, WHAT DOES THAT MAKE FOR CREATING
> A SITUATION WHERE I CAN POINT IT OUT?
>
> A LOSER?
>
> AN IDIOT?
>
> OR JUST AN ININFORMED UNEDUCATED, YAMMERING IDIOT?
>
> Too bad none of this stuff says public domain.  NOT A SINGLE FUCKING BIT
> OF IT.  But you continue to yammer yammer yammer yammer.
>
> God, you're just so COOL.
>
> Yes, and too bad the real license on the file didn't say public domain
> but something ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.
>
> Yap yap yap.  What a bunch of fucking yammering uninformed and
> uninforming bullshit.
>
> What is it with these people who don't do any fucking research?
>
> Are you really so fucking stupid?
>
> I mean it.  Are you really that fucking stupid?
>
> I get about one mail as uninformed as yours every week, and I'm just
> SICK OF IT.  You guys are just so fucking STUPID.  You don't read, you
> just spout uneducated BULLSHIT.  Please take yourself outside and
> shoot yourself, since it is your constitutional right to carry a gun
> to do so.
>
> I'm so sick of you idiots.