Don't you remember when Dennis Miller was cool? Even if his rants were ripped off from Bill Hicks, or whatever, and his references were just-so-conscientiously-obscurantist, and he was kind of a dick sometimes, and...

Wait. Dennis Miller was never cool.

Whatever he was, now he's just another sellout motherfucker who will be (one of) the first up against the wall when the revolution happens, etc.