I've seen the future. And I'm not afraid to tell you:

It is retarded.

NASCAR drivers cover every inch of their cars and uniforms with the brands of their corporate sponsors. Diehard fans mark themselves from head to hip with logos and tattoos to show solidarity with those drivers, surrendering every available inch of torso for companies to cover with product names. At any given minute, I'm passed by hundreds of walking advertisements for Kellogg's Frosted Mini-Wheats, M&Ms, DuPont, Sharpie, Winston and Valvoline, among others.

I'll say what you're thinking:

Deny these fuckers the franchise, please. Or give them their own country.

Unbelievable. Anyone who refuses to pander to these monkeys gets my vote.

(Read the whole thing. It's great.)