[I'd like to apologize to my mother and father for this post. I know that you'd thought that I would be, well, "more successful." I'm sorry. You've raised ... a giant fucking nerd.]

OK, Harry Potter fans. I've got it. Seriously. I'm not sure if this is a big revelation, but I expect that it is, as a cursory google search came up with NADA.

If you're a fan of the series, you know that the title of the 6th and next book is:

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE

But the question is, um, who is the half blood prince? We know it's not Harry and it's not Voldemort. Rowling told us that much.

I know who it is.

I totally know who it is.

I really couldn't be more certain.

That the half blood prince is ... ... ... ...

NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM.

I'm working on some links. Other people have thought of it, durnit.

...UPDATE: I'm probably wrong.

...There are many, many nerds in the world.