The backlash has begun. It's the decideds vs. the undecideds.

First, Larry David:

The truth is, Undecideds, you're getting on our nerves. We Decideds hate all the attention you're getting and that you're jerking us around. Anyone who can't make up his or her mind at this point in the campaign should forget about the election entirely, buy a pint of ice cream and get into bed.

We'd love to tell you to take a hike, but we're afraid to alienate you. If we really had any brains, we wouldn't spend another second on you, but on the people who can truly make a difference: the "unlikely" voters. And there are millions more of them than there are of you. Those people aren't after attention, they're just incredibly lazy. The only way they'll register to vote is if someone shows up at their door with a form. And then the only way they'll actually vote is if you carry them to the booth.

[via Pandagon]

And then Patricia Marx weighs in:

I know, I know, I know. At the last focus group, I said that I’d make up my mind by the next focus group. But how can anyone choose, given how little we know, even today, about John Kerry? Sure, I’ve read all his speeches and I’ve done an online background check, looking into his possible unclaimed property, deadbeat parents, and outstanding fines owed to the Department of Motor Vehicles. But is this enough? As a voter committed to making a responsible decision, I want to know the real John Kerry.

—We know, for instance, that John Kerry went to Yale, but did he ever meet my friend Penny, who also went there?

—Has John Kerry taken a position on whether he would rather freeze to death or burn to death?

—It’s safe to say that everyone is curious about how pants end up on the side of the highway. What light can John Kerry shed on this?

The humorists can have their day. How can anyone be undecided, though?