A few days late for Labor Day, sadly:

You sit next to idiots, loathe office bonhomie and crave escape. You're half- crazy with boredom, pretend to work when you hear footsteps and kill time by taking newspapers into the washrooms [or, um, books to Starbucks. -ed.]. Your career is blocked, your job is at risk and the most ineffective people get promoted to where they can do least harm: management. You recoil at jargon, consider the expression 'business culture' an oxymoron and wish you had the guts to resign. If this is you, help is at hand.

Here. Check out the "10 Commandments for the Idle." They're superb.

[This one is for the Doc Monkeys.]