Keith.
Keith works in accounts. In keeping with his occupation he is extraordinarily deficient in social skills and his answerphone message is a monotone joy to behold. He also suffers from eczema and short term memory problems.
Keith weighs 22 stone (or something), DJs, and is fond of Scotch eggs (what are Scotch eggs?). He's also is the most ultra-deadpan of them all. Deadpan delivery! Salto appreciates deadpan delivery.
And he's apparently been elected President of the York University Student Union! Or something.
If you haven't seen 'The Office,' you're hopelessly out of the loop. Remedy.
