Stalwart readers will recall SALTO'S CREATIVE CAPTION CONTEST!. Not-so-stalwart readers can travel here to get the lowdown.

And the winner is...



"My clit is this long--suck it, America!"

by Mark. Congratulations!

Mark, send Salto your address for tasty gum goodness! As the winner of SALTO'S CREATIVE CAPTION CONTEST! Mark will receive, in the mail, an unopened stickpack of Clove Chewing Gum!

Hey Mark! Don't chew it all in one place!

Ha!