Yeah, so everyone's tellin' me I need one of these. Help.

1. Someone tell me (in comments) a good RSS reader for my WinTel ass to use. I guess I should get with the program. I experimented with a couple before but they all seemed so annoying.

2. Someone tell me HOW (in comments) to set this shit up. My little brain gets cold and clammy with tech stuff. I can barely deal with blogger.