As Salto is morbidly and conspicuously single, getting a message from a random might be the cause for at least a brief, tantalizing frisson of interest. Ain't it pathetic? Might rouse me from my normal motherfucking daily stupor, mostly consisting of watching my cat methodically chase and eat bugs and writing on this fucking bullshit page that no one reads.
But instead of getting real messages from the demon spawn of Steve Buscemi and Mama Cass, like I'm ACCUSTOMED TO, there's an improbable picture of a slutty Russian -- hence
and then this entertaining word soup:
Privet!!!Fuck me with a chainsaw, I don't need this shit.
My name is Anastasia, i am 27 years old, I live
in Russia, in the city of Kazan... I long time
search for the person with whom I could cast
in the lot... And unfortunately my searches did
not give results... Now I try to find the only
thing abroad... Your structure has very much
interested me and I very much want to get
acquainted with you!
If I have interested you write to me on e-mail:
NastKud@mail.ru
But I want to warn at once, that I need in
serious relations and words are not
necessary for me simply...
I shall wait for your answer!;)
BYE.
...well, at least my structure interested her.
