Salto's on the fone with His Own Mom last nite (Salto's a good boy) and he's all "What a shitty year!" and His Own Mom's all "Word, homes!"

Now Paris is burning. And we're not supposed to go there. Are you kidding me?

Several countries, including Australia, Austria, Britain and Germany, advised their people to exercise caution in France, joining the United States and Russia in warning tourists to stay away from areas of unrest, news agencies reported.

That is surreal.

Fuck '05. I've had enough.