All I really want to see is Jon and PSH's acceptance of Best Actor.

That's about four minutes of the 3+ hours.

*sigh*

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UPDATE: I've been forced to break into the whiskey at 6:51 PST.

DAMN YOU EARLY OSCARS!

A FURTHER UPDATE: A whiskey-soaked Salto reports that he was satisfied with PSH's acceptance, and would like to note that Brokeback's monumental loss was because of fear of the American Taliban/fundie community.

And that is all.

EVEN MORE: My favorite actor won an Oscar. Finally. How wonderful. Just want to put it on the record.

AND, HONESTLY: How classy was Clooney? Awesome stuff.

OMG, EVEN MORE: Here's what PSH said:

Hoffman's performance nimbly straddles the magnetic qualities of raconteur Capote and the effete, off-putting egoism of the gay author.

"Wow, I'm in a category with some great, great, great actors, fantastic actors, and I'm overwhelmed. Really overwhelmed," said Hoffman, who asked the Oscar audience to congratulate his mother for bringing up four children alone.

"We're at the party, mom," Hoffman said. "Be proud mom, because I'm proud of you."

Classy, classy stuff.