A couple things that make me an angry asian man too:

Fetishists. Um, people who fetishize race, I mean. If you want to fuck a melon, I say fuck the shit out of it. But to prefer one race because of your racist stereotypes? This "exotic" and "hyper-sexual" shit has got to stop, creepy dudes.

I hope these parents take their giant wooden fork and spoon and shove them up someone's ass.

(Is the giant wooden fork and spoon thing too obscure for Salto's audience?)

[via aam, natch.]