As he stuck out his tongue menacingly, his red demon eyes glaring, Lordi was surrounded by Kita, an alien-man-beast predator who plays flame-spitting drums inside a cage; Awa, a blood-splattered ghost who howls backup vocals; Ox, a zombie bull who plays bass; and Amen, a mummy in a rubber loincloth who plays guitar.Ahhhh, the paper of record.
A truly excellent story. It is meant to be read in its entirety.
First entry in Salto's Favorite Times Paragraph Ever is here. Second is here.
Number three is definitely in the lead.
Kudos Dan Bilefsky!
