Hugo Chavez's program of providing discounted heating oil to poor neighborhoods in the US seems to be winning some hearts and minds. A resident of Philadelphia that is a recipient of the discounted oil met with Chavez. She said:

"All I had heard about Chavez was that he was a dictator," Santiago, 38, said after returning to Philadelphia. "The man is far from that. He's a really warm person. I wanted to bring him home and stick him in the White House."

I think I'd prefer Chavez in the White House to Mr. Danger myself.

(Hi, NSA!)