An Asian man proposed on the new Apple Store's webcam. But the article wonders if "...he doesn't in fact have a fiancée at all, and is in reality a US-passport-hungry Chinese web dissident looking for fast-track up-the-aisle asylum action before Yahoo! and Google catch up with him." HA! Get it? Because he's Asian, so he must be an asylum seeking alien! Oh dear, I fear my sides have split.

[via Angry Asian Man]