How does this happen in modern society?  Is there some kind of fucking time warp you go through to visit Oklahoma?

[EDITOR'S NOTE: THE FOLLOWING IS REALLY GROSS AND PROBABLY NSFW.

NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED.

ALSO, IT'S GROSS. THANK YOU. -ed.]

Also via Pharyngula, the most horrifying thing you've ever fucking seen.

[ALSO, ORIGINAL PHARYNGULA POST HERE, IN CASE YOU WANT A DESCRIPTION OF WHAT YOU WOULD BE LOOKING AT IF YOU WERE SO UNWISE AS TO CLICK ON THAT LINK ABOVE. THANK YOU. -ed.]