Rep. Mark Souder (R-Ind.) and Rep. Dan Burton (R-Ind.) want the USA to use eye-eating biological weapons that can lead to blindness to terrorize coca growers in countries like Columbia. Do we really want terrorists like Souder and Burton running amok in our country like al-Zarqawi was in Iraq? Or do we need to take a principled stand here?

In this case, I agree with the Bush doctrine, that we ought to "make no distinction between the terrorists who commit these acts and those who harbour them. "

Thus, we must make an ultimatum: Indiana, either you turn Souder and Burton over, or we start the bombing. Next will come our invasion and occupation of your shitty little state.

Your choice.