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Thursday, July 27, 2006

I hope I'm as spry as Norm Coleman, Sr. when I'm 81 years old

The 81 year old father of Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman was arrested for allegedly having sex in a vehicle with a 38 year old woman outside a pizza joint. Being a Republican prude, Senator Coleman had this to say:
"I love my father dearly. I do not condone his actions or behavior, and I am deeply disturbed by what I have learned. He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with, and I will encourage him to seek the necessary help."
It sounds to me like he doesn't need any help. He's doing just fine with the ladies. But you, Senator Coleman, sound like you need to get laid. Fucking in a car is not "disturbing." Fucking in a car is a fun, sweaty, sexy activity. And if you are 81 and it is with a 38 year old? That is impressive.

Am I wrong?

[ via The North Central States Observer ]



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