Stop the presses!  It turns out that Paris Hilton is not that well informed when it comes to world affairs.  Who woulda thunk it?

However, this is disturbing:

Only this week I met a family at the airport who wanted me to drop in to their daughter's 16th birthday party for 100,000 dollars (£53, 310). Because I'm her idol. So I will. I'll take her a present, though.

It is vitally important that we find these parents and take away their daughter.  She'll thank us later.