Some crazy Republican wants to give students old textbooks they can use to protect themselves from gunfire.

Bill Crozier, a Union City Republican going against incumbent Democrat Sandy Garrett, said he believes old textbooks could be used to stop bullets shot from weapons wielded by school intruders. If elected, he said he would put thick used textbooks under every desk for students to use in self-defense.

I've got an idea.  Why don't we give our students new textbooks, so they can protect themselves from becoming crazy Republicans?