Chuck Norris takes the "Chuck Norris Fact" and spins the joke in a completely different direction:

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: “There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.” It’s funny. It’s cute. But here’s what I really think about the theory of evolution: It’s not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

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Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: “Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.”

There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris’ tears, it’s Jesus’ blood.

It's the start of a new internet phenomenon!

• Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."  But there is a real person from whom Waldo is hiding, and his name is Jesus Christ.
• Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building."  But there is a real person who can contain that level of awesome, and his name is Jesus Christ.
• Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer."  But there is a real person who is the number two leading cause of death in the United States, and his name is Jesus Christ.
  
• Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."  But there is a real person who eats whole strippers, and his name is Jesus Christ.