Happy New Year.

I've been AWOL taking finals and visiting family but should now be around a little more. How exciting for you! Lookit -- you're literally quivering! With delight! That's totally sweet. I appreciate it.

Look for new features in the New Year. Like maybe we'll finally move to saltomortale.org (don't hold your breath). And watch the gentle bitchslap of jps3 for blogging elsewhere. But for real, watch for the introduction of The List -- Salto's meager attempt at garnering some extra hits wrapped up in an unconvincing snarky package. And we're only hours away from the start of the weekly NSFW "Monster's Disgusting Porn Corner"! Finally, BigD has offered to give us all regular pick-up tips for Asian chicks. So that'll be good.

Yeah, whatever. I know.

I'm a little sick and my ambitious New Year's Eve plan is to go to a movie. There is, however, a possibility that I can't be arsed.