Richard "Prince of Darkness" Perle


Kenneth "Cakewalk" Adelman


James Woolsey, former C.I.A. Director, and honorary Doobie Brother


David "Axis of Evil" Frum

Shameless. Absolutely shameless. A just and civilized society would sentence these assholes to emptying bedpans and changing dressings at Walter Reed hospital, not allow them to preen in a glossy mag aimed at high-end consumers. Better still, send them to Iraq to help with the wounded and maimed there. Force them to get their hands wet with blood and guts, to witness up-close the pain and suffering they advocated in safer climes. If they refuse this duty, bring back public docks and let passers-by pelt them with rotting fruit. Sociopaths like them need to be contained, not turned into Gap models. But given our criminal culture, where we slaughter countless thousands and shrug our shoulders when called on it, such promotion is inevitable. And the neocons know it. No one who promotes US state violence on behalf of corporate elites will ever be truly punished. That's the system we live in.