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Monday, July 31, 2006

DELUSIONS OF ISRAELI MILITARY GRANDEUR

Thank goodness that Wolcott is a real writer, and not a piker like I am.  He has an excellent post comparing analyses of the Israeli/Hezbollah conflict from the point of view of the reality-based community and the crazy-based one.  The best part is that I don't have to read their crazy shit.  I can just read his quotes of the best bits:

"The trick for the Israelis it seems, is keeping Hezbollah in the right frame of mind. Keep them thinking that they might just beat the Israelis this time. Keep them right up next to the border.

"Oh what heroes we will be for fighting the Zionists.
Come a little closer now...
"Oh how we will be praised in the capitals of Islam
Come on…
"We’ve got them on the run Ali, we only need to push them a little bit harder
Come on sucker, just a little bit more…

"Then SNAP! The Israeli trap is slammed shut like the worlds biggest rat trap."

I would like to note that I am jealous that the original author, Varifrank, is cunning enough to compare a trap to a trap.



THE LONG SLOW DESCENT OF JOE LIEBERMAN

I am afraid to admit that, in 2000, I liked Gore's pick of Joe Lieberman as his running mate. In those pre-blog days, I thought it was a brave, inclusive gesture to pick a Jew. And that's about all I thought about it.

How times change.

Lieberman will likely lose his August 8th Democratic primary in Connecticut, and it really is the energy of the leftie blogs that have propelled his challenger, the estimable Ned Lamont. I'm super-excited to watch it happen.

This thread on MyDD discusses Joe Lieberman. What happened to him? How did he transform from a courageous, progressive civil rights activist in the 60s to a tone-deaf, whiny Bush stooge?

Here's one take:
He sold out or lost his way, it doesn't matter which.

It's like Ronald Reagan's transformation from good union man to union buster and Keystone Kop Konservative. People change, and not surprisingly the change is often in the direction of returning the favors of powerful interests. They slowly mythologize their past and rationalize their present.
Go read the entire thread.

UPDATE: This one is good too.
In the Shakesperean sense of a befuddled old douche ambling around offering his kingdom for a horse, Lieberman is tragic.

But, he's still a douchebag.



OUT OF TOUCH

If only all Republican campaigns were this out of touch:
This Blackwell political gaffe was exacerbated when his political mouthpiece, Carlo LoParo, said this to the Dayton Daily News: “... If Ted Strickland wants to highlight the fact that he lives paycheck to paycheck on a congressman’s salary, that’s his right. My understanding is he doesn’t have any investment income and it’s a pretty simple return."
Is there anything you could say that would make you sound more like a rich prick?

"Vote for Blackwell!  He wipes his ass with hundred dollar bills!"



SPECTER: MAVERICK REPUBLICAN

Thank goodness we have principled Republicans like Arlen Spector to stand up to this administration:
Specter's bill will have three troubling consequences if it becomes
law. First, it makes lawbreaking legal. When the New York Times
revealed last December that the Bush administration has been
eavesdropping without judicial approval for the past four years, it
meant that the president has been systematically violating a law that
makes such eavesdropping a crime punishable by up to five years in
prison. If laws are to have any meaning, then elected officials cannot
simply violate them with impunity. Specter's bill not only virtually
guarantees there would be no consequences for this deliberate, ongoing
criminality, but rewards and endorses the president's lawbreaking by
changing the law to conform to the president's conduct.
[via C&L]



TRULY FRIGHTENING

A scary post up at TPM. Well worth a read. If all you ever read were the Cliff's Notes, here's the important bit:

But there are persistent signs that the US is egging Israel on to bring the war to Damascus.

Here's a clip from the end of an article today in the Jerusalem Post ...

[Israeli]Defense officials told the Post last week that
they were receiving indications from the United States that the US
would be interested in seeing Israel attack Syria.



CHURCHES ARE RUINING US

The hidden cost of religion.

Between God and cash, what comes first?
"I don't hate God. I'm not against America and apple pie," Willis said.
"We just have to protect what's left for commercial development."
I'm sure you are not surprised to learn that this town is in the heart of District 22, represented by Tom DeLay.


Sunday, July 30, 2006

BROKEN

When you lower the standards, you end up with a broken military.


Saturday, July 29, 2006

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN GUANTANAMO

Looks like your favorite Salto bloggers may eventually be blogging from sunny Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.  Of course, if it comes to that, you may be reading it from Guantanamo too.

Bloggers, what would be worse, being sent to a gulag with all your favorite liberal bloggers, or watching them all get rounded up while you are completely ignored?  "Hey, you fuckers!  I have a blog and I hate this administration too!  Get back here!"



GAY=NAZI?

In Meade, Kansas, merely looking at a rainbow flag brings on complete fucking insanity:
Knight says the local Meade newspaper is trying to put him out of business and was frustrated when it ran an article about the flag and did not even bother to contact him regarding why he put it up. In fact, most people we spoke to in Meade said they didn’t even know what the flag meant until the article ran. But once word got around, the reaction was harsh.

Knight says the radio station has called him threatening to remove the restaurant’s commercials if he does not remove the flag. A local pastor stopped by said it was equivalent to hanging women’s panties on a flag pole. When Knight jokingly said he might consider that – the preacher said he would have him arrested.

His business has suffered - down to only a few local customers. The folks in Meade who've boycotted say it's too offensive for them to eat there.

Local resident, Keith Klassen says the flag is a slap in the face to the conservative community of Meade. “To me it’s just like running up a Nazi flag in a Jewish neighborhood. I can’t walk into that establishment with that flag flying because to me that’s saying that I support what the flag stands for and I don’t,” says Klassen.
Luckily, not everyone is apeshit crazy:
Knight says it’s not meant to be a gay pride symbol but he doesn’t mind if that’s how it’s taken.
"Any gay or lesbian people that do stop by will be treated with the best service I can give you,” says Knight.
If anyone has the misfortune of passing through Kansas, perhaps you could consider a stay at the Lakeway Hotel, ironically located an hour from Liberal, Kansas.

[via Pandagon, via Pharyngula]


Friday, July 28, 2006

Pro Se Plaintiffs




Hamdan v. Rumsfeld attorney on The Colbert Report




SCOOTIE

Salto's scooter fans are pleased with their gas mileage, but why not go with a hydrogen hybrid and take yourself off the oily teat altogether?


Thursday, July 27, 2006

I hope I'm as spry as Norm Coleman, Sr. when I'm 81 years old

The 81 year old father of Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman was arrested for allegedly having sex in a vehicle with a 38 year old woman outside a pizza joint. Being a Republican prude, Senator Coleman had this to say:
"I love my father dearly. I do not condone his actions or behavior, and I am deeply disturbed by what I have learned. He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with, and I will encourage him to seek the necessary help."
It sounds to me like he doesn't need any help. He's doing just fine with the ladies. But you, Senator Coleman, sound like you need to get laid. Fucking in a car is not "disturbing." Fucking in a car is a fun, sweaty, sexy activity. And if you are 81 and it is with a 38 year old? That is impressive.

Am I wrong?

[ via The North Central States Observer ]



"It’s as though we are evil. We strike first. We’ll destroy you."

I love Gore Vidal. Here's an excerpt from an interview with him in The Progressive:
Q: Today the United States is fighting two wars, one in Afghanistan and one in Iraq, and is now threatening to launch a third one on Iran. What is it going to take to stop the Bush onslaught?

Vidal: Economic collapse. We are too deeply in debt. We can’t service the debt, or so my financial friends tell me, that’s paying the interest on the Treasury bonds, particularly to the foreign countries that have been financing us. I think the Chinese will say the hell with you and pull their money out of the United States. That’s the end of our wars.

Q: You’re a veteran of World War II, the so-called good war. Would you recommend to a young person a career in the armed forces in the United States?

Vidal: No, but I would suggest Canada or New Zealand as a possible place to go until we are rid of our warmongers. We’ve never had a government like this. The United States has done wicked things in the past to other countries but never on such a scale and never in such an existentialist way. It’s as though we are evil. We strike first. We’ll destroy you. This is an eternal war against terrorism. It’s like a war against dandruff. There’s no such thing as a war against terrorism. It’s idiotic. These are slogans. These are lies. It’s advertising, which is the only art form we ever invented and developed.

But our media has collapsed. They’ve questioned no one. One of the reasons Bush and Cheney are so daring is that they know there’s nobody to stop them. Nobody is going to write a story that says this is not a war, only Congress can declare war. And you can only have a war with another country. You can’t have a war with bad temper or a war against paranoids. Nothing makes any sense, and the people are getting very confused. The people are not stupid, but they are totally misinformed.
It may be time for me to move to New Zealand for a while. At least until the U.S. economy collapses. Anybody know if they need any American lawyers down in Auckland?



"A sea of human blood drained from the veins of those who have followed Satan."



Wednesday, July 26, 2006

WATCH LIST GROWS DAILY

Via C&L, isn't it funny how if you require law enforcement to find at least one terrorist a month, sure enough, they'll turn up at about that rate?
The air marshals, whose identities are being concealed, told 7NEWS that they're required to submit at least one report a month. If they don't, there's no raise, no bonus, no awards and no special assignments.

"Innocent passengers are being entered into an international intelligence database as suspicious persons, acting in a suspicious manner on an aircraft... and they did nothing wrong," said one federal air marshal.

[...]

A second management memo, also dated July 2004, said, "There may come an occasion when you just don't see anything out of the ordinary for a month at a time, but I'm sure that if you are looking for it, you'll see something."

[...]

One example, according to air marshals, occurred on one flight leaving Las Vegas, when an unknowing passenger, most likely a tourist, was identified in an SDR for doing nothing more than taking a photo of the Las Vegas skyline as his plane rolled down the runway.

"You're saying that was not an accurate portrayal of a potential terrorist activity?" Kovaleski asked.

"No, it was not," an air marshal said.

"It was a marshal trying to meet a quota ..." Kovaleski said.

"Yes, he was," the air marshal replied.
Recently, BigD and MrsD were on a flight that cruised at a relatively low altitude between San Francisco and San Jose while making its landing approach.  We looked out the window and pointed out recognizable landmarks.  Are we on a watch list because some asshole needs that bonus to keep buying useless trinkets to appease his shrieking harpy of a wife?




GAME-SHOW ROBOT BITES HAND




CUT HIM LOOSE

This is ridiculous:
As some readers may have heard, in January my
battalion was issued substandard equipment for our deployment to
Afghanistan. Originally, we were issued M-16s rather than M-4 carbines,
rifles with shorter barrels and collapsible butt stocks. As a
politically active member of the battalion, I began to get in touch
with Representative DeLauro and Representative Simmons, who both
responded quickly and enthusiastically. Senator Dodd also responded
quickly and gave me prompts on how to further validate my request for
weapons.


However, I did not receive a response from Senator
Lieberman's office. I continued to leave messages for both him and his
military aide, now senior counselor, Fred Downey, who represented Sen.
Lieberman at the Battalion's send off ceremony on Jan. 4. After several
messages, I finally received a return phone call. However, I was not
met with the same enthusiasms expressed by other legislators; I was
immediately confronted with an inquisition that seemed to have the
purpose of dispelling the belief that the battalion was ill equipped.
Rather than listen to our specific concerns, the "benefits" of the M16
were highlighted and the advantages of the M4 were downplayed.


Lieberman's
office left the impression that they believed we had the equipment we
needed, despite the contrasting beliefs of soldiers in my battalion,
some who have been on as many as five deployments. The others in
Washington were not so quick to abandon us.

To be frank, I expect this from Republicans, but I'm terribly disappointed to hear this coming from a Democrat.  Or even a "Democrat" like Lieberman.

I suppose it must take incredible balls to tell a soldier, who is in Iraq, that he is actually sufficiently equipped,
despite his personal daily experience.  ("Of course the M16 is better than the M4!  It's 12 better!")  If only we could harness those balls for good, not evil.


Tuesday, July 25, 2006

THE KATRINA CONCENTRATION CAMPS




Hamburger at KFC




I don't see any meltdown. I just see a bunch of shrill and self-congratulatory blog comments.

Over at FDL, they have a video up of a supposed Barbara Boxer "meltdown." Even digby says it is a "must see." I'm sorry, I just don't see the meltdown on that video. Can somebody explain where it is to me? The video just wasn't that impressive, and the idea that the questioning of Boxer in the video was "heroic" is a joke. Sure Boxer was mildly stern with the questioner, but tough shit, that's life. I deal with harsher people than that every day, and that hardly makes me some kind of heroic warrior. Maybe bloggers and blog readers need to get away from their computers more often.

I've questioned why Senator Boxer is campaigning for Lieberman myself, and I wrote her an email expressing my displeasure about it, but many of the attacks on her in the comments section over there are just idiotic. I'm disappointed in Boxer for campaigning for Lieberman too, but she's still one of the more liberal Senators we've got. Suggesting that she is some kind of traitor to be cut loose for daring not to fall in line with the netroots position on the Lamont-Lieberman race is lame. At this point, I prefer a disappointing but mostly good Senator Boxer to the delusions of grandeur and hysterical blog commenters I see over at FDL.

UPDATE: Maura, the woman that questioned Boxer in the above video says
I’m not sure I’d characterize my exchange with Boxer as a meltdown on her part. I do think, though, that she’s taken on Joe Lieberman’s imperious tone and approach to this primary.

[ snip ]

Call me crazy, but with all the criticism Boxer has gotten on FDL and DailyKos about Lieberman and the "short ride" comment, I thought she’d actually want to take the question. If she took the time to listen to our concerns and then had a real exchange about it (rather than shutting us down and rushing away) she might have earned a lot of respect from people who are wondering why she is doing what she is doing. Instead she was peeved and dismissive and essentially told us to shut our traps and do what NARAL and Planned Parenthood tell us to do.

Senator Boxer is one of the best Democrats in the Senate and one of our strongest women voices in Congress. She’s so much more progressive than just about everyone else in the Senate, and her support for Lieberman does not erase all the good that she has done or nullify her status as a great leader.
Maura basically said what I wanted to say, but much more eloquently than my rant. I feel sort of bad about badmouthing FDL now.


Monday, July 24, 2006

The Work of Butchers

The speaker of the Iraqi Parliament loves us:
“We know there was a corrupt regime in Saddam, but a regime should be removed by surgery, not by butchering,” he said during a speech at a United Nations-sponsored conference on transitional justice. “The U.S. occupation is butcher’s work under the slogan of democracy and human rights and justice.”



COUSIN-FUCKER




FINK

The progressive and caring Drudge links to the story of the judge who threatened to deport a woman seeking a restraining order against her abusive husband.
Gonzalez, who accused her husband of verbal abuse and threatening to report her to immigration authorities, acknowledged being in the country illegally.

"I hate the immigration laws that we have, but I think the bailiff could take you to the immigration services and send you to Mexico," the judge responded, according to a court transcript. "Is that what you guys want?"
Does he think that part about hating the immigration laws makes the vile stunt he's about to pull acceptible?  He should have just said, "Some of my best friends are Mexican, but I'm deporting you, brown woman."
Fink later warned Gonzalez that he was going to count to 20 and expected her to disappear by the time he was finished.

"One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. When I get to 20, she gets arrested and goes to Mexico," Fink said, according to the transcript.

Gonzalez left the courtroom and Fink dismissed the case.

She moved into a domestic violence shelter last month, and could not be reached for comment.
So, does he think that illegal aliens are not entitled to the protection of our laws?  Or that wives aren't entitled to legal protection from their husbands?
"A lot of people run from controversy," Fink said. "It doesn't bother me. Remember, I was doing this as a volunteer."
Translation: "I can be an asshole and do a shitty job, but since I was an unpaid volunteer, it's okay!"
"I did not want this woman deported," Fink said. "Now I understand that the court does not get involved in immigration status as long as it is not thrust upon it."
You see?  The problem is not that he's a fucking prick.  It's that he took on the question of her immigration status sui generis.  Well, as long as he's learned his lesson.  Let's just go ahead and put this distinguished jurist on the Supreme Court.



World War Three

WWIII already occurred. It started in 1998, and ended in 2003, with 3.8 million people dead. I seem to have missed it.



"How a statistical formula won the war"

"Here is a story about mathematical deduction that I love, mainly because it is said to be true, and because it had an impact (albeit small) on the outcome of the second world war. It is the story of how a simple statistical formula successfully estimated the number of tanks the enemy was producing, at a time when this could not be directly observed by the allied spy network."

[Guardian]



Two different takes on Bill Clinton campaigning for Lieberman

Arianna:
First up, Dr. Freud for a quick consultation on the mindset of the eternal narcissist.

As always with Clinton, this is all about Bill.

And in stumping for Lieberman he's playing out his personal psychodrama, his hunger for redemption, his longing to work through the shame of his past. The narcissist is always in desperate need of love and admiration -- and what could be more fulfilling than earning the gratitude of the man who took to the Senate floor to express his "deep disappointment and personal anger" at Clinton for his Oval Office blow job?

Bill Clinton seems to want nothing more than to win the love of those who have judged him most harshly.

Kos:
The cynic might say that Bill Clinton is going to Connecticut, despite being trashed by Lieberman during the impeachment saga, to protect a fellow member of the elitist establishment's insider's club. They may say that the DLC called in the biggest favor it can offer Lieberman (its patron saint) -- a visit by a former popular president. They may try to find a tortured explanation of why this helps Hillary.

B. Clinton's visit may have been arranged by the DLC (didn't they have some sort of "anual conference" this past weekend? Did anyone care?), but what it tells me is that Bill is a far bigger man than Lieberman ever was or can be.

Despite being on the withering receiving end of Lieberman's sanctimonious public screeds during the impeachment saga, on the floor of the Senate AND in television studios all over the place, Clinton is willing to come to the senator's aid. He could've held a grudge and none would think less of him.

Instead, he repays Lieberman's backstabbing with kindness.

So I actually respect Bill for doing this one event for Lieberman. In a funny way it makes Lieberman look even smaller, pettier, and pathetic than he already does.



Did you know about this? I didn't.

Saddam Hussein is on his 18th day of a hunger strike, and has been taken to a hospital and put on a feeding tube.

[ via Left I on the News ]



"George W. Bush, Edgar Allan Poe, and the Use and Abuse of Presidential Signing Statements"

"This article considers how George W. Bush chose to use the presidential signing statement and the ways in which the administration’s application of this tool of direct presidential action in its first term represents a set of important initiatives. The Bush administration has very effectively expanded the scope and character of the signing statement, not only to address specific provisions of legislation that the White House wishes to nullify but also to reposition and strengthen the powers of the presidency relative to the Congress. What is almost as interesting is the fact that so few in Congress, the media, or the scholarly community are aware that anything has happened at all. "

[Presidential Studies Quarterly]



George W. Bush's "Presidential signing statements"


"RESOLVED, That the American Bar Association opposes, as contrary to the rule of law and our constitutional system of separation of powers, the issuance of presidential signing statements that claim the authority or state the intention to disregard or decline to enforce all or part of a law the President has signed, or to interpret such a law in a manner inconsistent with the clear intent of Congress;

FURTHER RESOLVED, That the American Bar Association urges the President, if he believes that any provision of a bill pending before Congress would be unconstitutional if enacted, to communicate such concerns to Congress prior to passage;

FURTHER RESOLVED, That the American Bar Association urges the President to confine any signing statements to his views regarding the meaning, purpose and significance of bills presented by Congress, and if he believes that all or part of a bill is unconstitutional, to veto the bill in accordance with Article I, § 7 of the Constitution of the United States, which directs him to approve or disapprove each bill in its entirety;

FURTHER RESOLVED, That the American Bar Association urges Congress to enact legislation requiring the President promptly to submit to Congress an official copy of all signing statements he issues, and in any instance in which he claims the authority, or states the intention, to disregard or decline to enforce all or part of a law he has signed, or to interpret such a law in a manner inconsistent with the clear intent of Congress, to submit to Congress a report setting forth in full the reasons and legal basis for the statement; and further requiring that all such submissions be available in a publicly accessible database; and

FURTHER RESOLVED, That the American Bar Association urges Congress to enact legislation enabling the President, Congress, or other entities or individuals, to seek judicial review, to the extent constitutionally permissible, in any instance in which the President claims the authority, or states the intention, to disregard or decline to enforce all or part of a law he has signed, or interprets such a law in a manner inconsistent with the clear intent of Congress, and urges Congress and the President to support a judicial resolution of the President's claim or interpretation."

[boston globe, aba]


[can the lawyerly types comment on this?-m]


Saturday, July 22, 2006

THE CRAZIES

Nice post on neocons. Already crazy, the fact that reality does not conform itself to their masturbatory fantasies is making them even more screwy.
Other neocons, who are even greater true believers, are upset that the president is not pushing for a new and expanded war (which, I might add, our military cannot easily conduct, given its current commitments). Angry at having to let go of their grandiose, world-historical fantasies, they have taken to calling into question the president’s convictions, treating him now as one of those little men that is buffeted by history. Last night I watched (with satisfaction, I must admit) as Frank Gaffney and others on CNN questioned whether Bush was turning into a wimp. After seeing so many sensible and serious Americans thus tarnished over the past six years of partisan bitterness, the schadenfreude was delicious. What happens when you lie down with dogs and all that.
Heh. Having confidently painted themselves into a corner, they are equally confident that the solution is more paint.


Friday, July 21, 2006

"I represent the Israeli defense forces"

Tom Hayden on his experience with "The Lobby":
Twenty-five years ago I stared into the eyes of Michael Berman, chief operative for his congressman-brother, Howard Berman. I was a neophyte running for the California Assembly in a district that the Bermans claimed belonged to them.

“I represent the Israeli defense forces,” Michael said. I thought he was joking. He wasn’t. Michael seemed to imagine himself the gatekeeper protecting Los Angeles’ Westside for Israel’s political interests, and those of the famous Berman-Waxman machine. Since Jews represented one-third of the Democratic district’s primary voters, Berman held a balance of power.

[ snip ]

[Berman] and his brother were privately leaning toward an upcoming young prosecutor named Adam Schiff, who later became the congressman from Pasadena. But they calculated that Schiff couldn’t win without name recognition, so they were considering “renting” me the Assembly seat, Berman said. But there was one condition: that I always be a “good friend of Israel.”

[ snip ]

I can offer my real-life experience to the present discussion about the existence and power of an “Israel lobby.” It is not as monolithic as some argue, but it is far more than just another interest group in a pluralist political world. In recognizing its diversity, distinctions must be drawn between voters and elites, between Reform and Orthodox tendencies, between the less observant and the more observant. During my ultimate 18 years in office, I received most of my Jewish support from the ranks of the liberal and less observant voters. But I also received support from conservative Jews who saw themselves as excluded by a Jewish (and Democratic) establishment.

However, all these rank-and-file constituencies were attuned to the question of Israel, even in local and state elections, and would never vote for a candidate perceived as anti-Israel or pro-Palestinian. I had to be certified “kosher,” not once but over and over again.

The certifiers were the elites, beginning with rabbis and heads of the multiple mainstream Jewish organizations, especially each city’s Jewish Federation. An important vetting role was held as well by the American-Israel Political Action Committee (AIPAC), a group closely associated with official parties in Israel. When necessary, Israeli ambassadors, counsels general and other officials would intervene with statements declaring someone a “friend of Israel.”
Read the rest at Counterpunch



FEED A COLD, STARVE A BUM

The ever-compassionate Drudge points out that Vegas has outlawed giving free food to the homeless.

Mayor Oscar Goodman, who has been a vocal advocate of cracking down on the homeless in city parks, dismissed questions about how marshals, who patrol city parks, will identify the homeless in order to enforce the ordinance, the violation of which would be a misdemeanor.

"Certain truths are self-evident," Goodman said. "You know who's homeless."

[...]

"The marshals will get specialized training on enforcement," Wolfson said. "If you bought a couple of burgers and wanted to give them out, you technically would be in violation, but you wouldn't be cited."

Nothing like having the Mayor and a City Councilman make your vagueness and discriminatory enforcement arguments for you.

If you've never been to Vegas in Summer, it's hard to imagine a shittier place to be homeless. I could barely stand the short walk from my suite to my limo, and most of that was inside the casino.


Thursday, July 20, 2006

Voting Rights and Superpower Rivals

Was the existence of the Soviet Union key to the end of Jim Crow and the adoption of The Voting Rights Act of 1965? In a pessimistic (realistic?) discussion of the future of The Voting Rights Act, The Black Commentator argues it was:
The unpleasant truths of this political moment are:

1. Renewable portions of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 (VRA) seem increasingly likely to die in the Congress this session.

2. Recent Supreme Court decisions indicate the court is inclined to “interpret” permanent provisions of the Voting Rights Act into meaninglessness.

3. Democrats in the US. House and Senate seem disinclined to fight very hard for the voting rights of blacks, and;

4. With no superpower rival on the international scene and the domestic mass movement disbanded and sent home a generation ago, the powers that be face little or no meaningful consequences at home or abroad for killing the VRA.

[ snip ]

A key external factor behind a portion of the US elite’s embrace of the cause of black voting rights was the presence on the international scene of a superpower rival to the US, the Soviet Union. The USSR was a global competitor of the US, and the persistent denial of black civil and voting rights placed the US at a severe disadvantage, especially with Asian and African people who had their own all too recent and bitter memories of racist exploitation and colonialism at the hands of European powers. Ending Jim Crow, for a piece of the US elite, was a Cold War priority.
Perhaps the international scene will once again influence democracy in the US. Maybe the flourishing democracy* in Iraq will shame us into renewing our commitment to democracy here at home.


*sarcasm



Beirut Blog

Straight outta Beirut, it's Kerblog:


supermarket blues


yesterday i went to buy some stuff for the house.


all the shelves are empty.




in the fridge there is three bottles of milk.
"exp 13/07/06?"



HOLY COW




THE DANGERS OF ASIAN FETISHES

One of the problems is that it might make make you look like a fucking idiot.  I'm guessing that the married woman who enchanted you with her "Chinglish" for a day and a half barely remembers you.  And the advice given shows the columnist to be a complete dingleberry.

[via Angry Asian Man]



THE FOUNT OF HUMAN KINDNESS

This is the Christian spirit we have grown to know and love:

Kauzlarich, now a battalion commanding officer at Fort Riley in Kansas,
further suggested the Tillman family's unhappiness with the findings of
past investigations might be because of the absence of a Christian
faith in their lives.


Wednesday, July 19, 2006

MODERN WARFARE

Times:
Homes in southern Lebanon received taped phone calls in Arabic warning that they needed to evacuate because strikes would hit house by house. The recording ended by saying it came from the Israeli Army. The Israelis also used a radio station near the border to broadcast warnings into southern Lebanon for residents to leave.
Wow.



BYE ONION, WE'LL MISS YOU



Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Maybe there is a God

Ex-Christian Coalition leader Ralph Reed concedes defeat in Georgia’s Republican primary for lieutenant governor.

[ via Eschaton ]



Israel and the Middle East

Glenn Greenwald makes a simple, yet good, point:
[I]t can be dispiriting and tiresome to debate Middle Eastern conflicts between Israel and its enemies because extremists almost always tend to dominate the discussions. Israel is either the angelic victim surrounded by pure evil, or else is pure evil itself sadistically inflicting violence on its poor, angelic neighbors. In general, those who become most knowledgeable about these conflicts do so because they zealously believe in one Manichean view or the other, rendering it quite difficult to sort out competing claims.
We need more level headed, rational discussion about Israel and the Middle East. Just throwing up one's hands and giving up on the situation and deciding to ignore it (e.g., Kos' post here) is lame and irresponsible. Ceding the debate to the warmongering maniacs on the Right is not a good option. And while people solidly on the Left aren't afraid to talk about Israel and the Middle East (though usually from a Manichean Israel is pure evil perspective), the center left/liberals don't seem to want to touch the topic in a substantive way. While it is dispiriting and tiresome to discuss these matters, it is too important to be ignored and left to the extremists.

Having said all that, I don't know what the fuck to do about the situation in the Middle East, other than writing screeds like this to nobody in particular. I guess I'm just trying to add my voice to the cry for a rational discussion.



SELF ESTEEM: ALL TIME HIGH

Through the magic of the internets, I have been completely shat on in just under an hour.  When the tubes aren't full, internets are very efficient.  Slightly edited to hide my shame behind my blog alias:

From: J
Date: Jul 17, 2006 11:08 AM
Subject: Your Resume
To: BigD

BigD -
       We are in receipt of your resume and would like to set up a 15 minute
initial phone interview with our General Counsel, D-- C---.  Can you let me
know your availability?
       Thank you.  J.

===

From: BigD
Date: Jul 17, 2006 11:16 AM
Subject: Re: Your Resume
To: J

Ms. J,

Thank you for your reply.  Unfortunately, I am out of town for much of
this week.  Would Friday afternoon be a good time for Mr. C---? Perhaps 2pm?

Best regards,
BigD

===

From: J
Date: Jul 17, 2006 12:16 PM
Subject: Re: Your Resume
To: BigD

BigD,
      I made a mistake.  D-- would not like to set up a 15 minute
interview.  I misunderstood.  My apologies.  J.


Monday, July 17, 2006

What are you doing, Barbara?

Why are you campaigning for Joe Lieberman? I don't get it.


Friday, July 14, 2006

Hezbollah and Israel

Interesting analysis:
How do you see this playing out?

Some interesting things are going on in Israel, and we ought to take note of it. The first thing, the current prime minister in Israel [Ehud Olmert] is a very capable guy. And he is a realist. … But he isn’t Ariel Sharon. He’s not a warrior. He has a genetic mistrust of the uses of bombs and airplanes to conduct foreign policy.

But when you are attacked you respond, and he did. And he has been very clearly signaling that there are limits here. While Condi Rice and George Bush talk about Syria and Iran, Olmert has taken Syria and Iran off the table, put them back on, and then taken them back off.

When Hezbollah attacked Haifa Thursday, first Hezbollah said, “We didn’t do it.” Then they said, “We didn’t target Haifa.” No one picked up on it. Here’s what they meant to say: “We understand hitting Haifia is a major escalation, and we didn’t mean to do that.”…

Olmert responded, “You get Haifa, we’ll take down Beirut,” and he went after Beirut. So far as I can tell, since then, Haifa has been off limits.

Now so far as I can tell, there are rules here. And the rules are, you take down our major cities and we’ll make life very uncomfortable for you. And Olmert put Damascus back on the table as a clear warning. And I think [Syrian president Bashar al-] Assaad probably called Hezbollah -- over which he doesn’t have too much influence -- and said, “Did you hear that signal or not?” And they got it.

So now we’re in a game. … I expect we’ll see an escalation here over the next two days, but what I would expect to find after that is that both sides climb down off the ladder.
I hope this guy is right.


Thursday, July 13, 2006

What is going on over there?

All I know is 1) it doesn't look good, and 2) this map doesn't clarify anything for me:



[ weird Monday Night Football-ish map via Eschaton ]



CIVIL ACTIONS

Looks we have to settle for a couple civil actions instead of the frog-marching through the White House Rose Garden for which we were all hoping.  But who knows where the phone jamming case might lead?

I wonder if the Wilsons can add a loss of consortium claim to their suit.  One of everyone's favorite torts.



INSPIRING

I was touched by PZ Myers' secular epiphany.  I hope I don't have to force my kids to be altar boys to make them turn out to be scientists and freethinkers.


Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Madurodam

I want to visit Madurodam, a small city in the Netherlands.



[ via Think Progress ]



I just thought they were fun

I didn't realize they were actually good for me.

Maybe the government will legalize them if the drug warriors can figure out a way to take the fun and pleasure out of the experience.



Once again....

Another headbutt link:
“I did insult him, it’s true, but I categorically did not call him a terrorist,” Materazzi said. “I’m not cultured and I don’t even know what an Islamic terrorist is."
That is the weakest lie I've ever heard. Come on, Materazzi, you have got to be able to do better than that.


Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Back in the U.S.S.R.

I would have hated to have lived in Soviet Russia, when the state security apparatus could threaten to jail or deport me if I did not agree to become a snitch, even if I had done nothing wrong. I can't imagine living in a totalitarian state like that. Or maybe I can, since apparently that is what the F.B.I. does here in the U.S.A.



Pink Floyd's "See Emily Play"




blood mich dude helicoptere ape fus radiosession




More Headbutt

I'm not trying to turn this into the Official Zidane Headbutt Blog but I find the story interesting, so god damn it, that's what I'm going to blog about. Anyway, some new developments:
DEVASTATED French fans rallied around their flawed football hero Zinedine Zidane as evidence emerged that he was insulted as "the son of a terrorist whore" before he headbutted Italian defender Marco Materazzi in the dramatic World Cup final.

[ snip ]

But lip-reading experts called in by media outlets including The Times of London, The Daily Mail and The Guardian, along with outlets in Brazil, confirmed that the 34-year-old rammed Materazzi in the chest after the Italian player called him the "son of a terrorist whore", and then told him to "f... off".

Other versions included insults to Zidane's sister and references to him as a "dirty Muslim" and one of the "dregs".

Zizou, as he is known in France, is the son of Algerian migrants. He was raised in the gritty suburbs of Marseilles and calls himself a non-practising Muslim. He has played in Italy and speaks Italian fluently.

The alleged insult to his mother was described as especially explosive because she had been taken to hospital gravely ill on the day of the Cup final, and yesterday Zidane rushed back to Marseilles to be at her bedside. Zidane's agent said the star was provoked by Materazzi and would explain what happened in a few days.
Dave Zirin says:
We don't know with iron certainty what Materazzi said, but if it turns out to be more of the anti-Black, anti-Muslim, garbage that has infected soccer like a virus, the Italian team should forfeit the cup. They should voluntarily give the greatest trophy of them all back to FIFA as a statement that some things in this world are more important than sports. Racism will be the death of soccer if things don't change. Italy can set the sport back on course, with one simple, stunning gesture. Give the damn thing back.
I'm not so sure about that. If Materazzi said that shit he is an asshole, but Zidane needed to keep it together.

I've actually been letting some conspiracy theories float around in my mind. Something is fishy about this whole episode. It kind of reminds me of when Ronaldo got "sick" before Brazil's 1998 World Cup loss to France. Something just didn't seem right when that happened, and something doesn't seem right about this headbutt/racial slur episode. Is Don King involved in the World Cup somehow? Perhaps we should keep an eye on Zidane's and Materazzi's bank accounts...



I MAY BE A MURDERER, BUT I'M NOT STUPID

What good is believing in eternal life after death if you are going to spend eternity as the stupidest mother fucker in all of creation. So stupid that after referring to an Onion article as if it were real, your comments section is filled with things like this:
I'm pro life, but sweet Jesus you're an idiot. For your next post, how about a passionate speech on the need to immediately free Prince Albert from the can?

did it again. This second article is especially precious. He grants that the Onion column is satire, but by repeatedly referring to Caroline Weber as if she were a real person, he demonstrates again that he doesn't understand what the fuck he's talking about. But the best part is the horribly formatted conversation he has after pestering a sunbather with the question, "Why wouldn't you have the right to tell a woman that she can't kill her child?"

Because it's the way things go
> What do you mean?
There are just things that happen the way they do
> What?
There are many things that happen & we don't have control over them, that's just the way it is
> An abortion is just killing a child at an early age right?
Right
> And that's ok with you?
Might be
> "Ok, let me pose this scenario to you, let's say there's a woman standing in front of you. Her young daughter is yanking at her dress pulling on it saying "mama" over & over, let's say she's a real pest.
Ok
> Then, suddenly, her mother reaches down & strangles that child to death. Is that okay with you?
Might be

---
About this time I have goose bumps & for one of those many moments in my life I'm really scared of another human being. [emphasis added]
---
First, this is complete bullshit. Either because it didn't happen, or because she wanted to get rid of the glassy-eyed pro-lifer who was bothering her, or because she was just fucking with him.

Second, not only does this demonstrate a tragic lack of humor, or an inability to truly comprehend satire, but look at the crucial admission! He admits that he is scared of people all the time. Fear and no sense of humor are the root cause, I think, of the really scary wingnuts. And an irrational desire to make other people deal with their fears rather than deal with them themselves.

I realize that this might be construed to apply to wingnuttery of both the right and the left. But lefty wingnuts are concerned with things like global warming, which could end life as we know it. Righty wingnuts are concerned with things like gay marriage, which makes a few small minded people feel a little icky. Do you see how one of these things is rational and the other is fucking retarded?

[via Pharyngula]



salto mortale



Monday, July 10, 2006

Fucking Animals

Sometimes I really hate jocks.

It usually isn't the college stoners or artists or nerds that do this kind of thing, is it?



The United States of Incarceration

Sammy L'il Shiv takes us on a little tour to show us that we don't have to go to Guantanamo to find a nightmarish gulag. People forget that we've got a splendid prison system right here at home!

[ via Talk Left ]



SWEET JESUS, THIS IS GOOD

This is easily the best political ad I've ever seen.  After this one, even Hadassah is voting for Lamont.



And Now For Yet Another Head-Butt Post

If you liked Zidane's head-butt, you can re-create it by playing this game. Add your own sounds effects (e.g., "you dirty terrorist!" or "you fuckin' harki!" or some other racial epithet).

[ via Think Progress ]



HEADBUTT

If you missed the World Cup Final, you missed a pretty awesome headbutt.  Apparently, in response to a racial slur:
Word is that Materazzi called Zidane's father as "harki," "the Arabic term for Algerians who fought for France against Algeria during the occupation. It's beyond all insults, the ultimate traitor." Hence the headbutt. Zidane, remember, is of Algerian ancestry, though he grew up in France.
Pretty obscure, as racial epithets go.  That takes preparation.

I can't say that I blame the guy.  But by taking himself out of the PK shootout, Zidane could very well have lost the game with that headbutt.  He should have waited until after the game.  Best served cold, as they say.



Zidane Head-butt Explained?

Interesting:

Italy defender Marco Materazzi has strenuously denied reports that he called Zinedine Zidane a 'dirty terrorist'.

The 32-year-old was responding to suggestions made by the Paris-based anti-racism group SOS Racism that he apparently used the phrase seconds before the France captain head-butted Materazzi in the chest in extra time.

Zidane was sent off as a result of his actions before the Azzurri went on to defeat Les Bleus 5-3 on penalties after a 1-1 extra-time draw in Sunday's World Cup final in Berlin.

SOS Racism claim well informed sources told them of what Materazzi allegedly said to the now-retired Zidane, but the Internazionale player denies making any such statement to the former Real Madrid man.

"It is absolutely not true, I did not call him a terrorist," Materazzi told Italian news agency Ansa.

"I'm ignorant. I don't even know what the word means.

"The whole world saw what happened on live TV."
"I don't even know what the words means"? I'm not buying Materazzi's denial.



Rape, Corruption, Brutality: Spreading American Values in Iraq

Brutality and corruption are rampant in Iraq's police force, with abuses including the rape of female prisoners, the release of terrorism suspects in exchange for bribes, assassinations of police officers and participation in insurgent bombings, according to confidential Iraqi government documents detailing more than 400 police corruption investigations.
Well of course the Iraqi police are brutal thugs. After all, they are being trained by the best: by Americans. And although we suck at futbol, at least we are still number one in the world at brutality and corruption. Yay! Amerika!



POCKET GUIDE TO CHINA

I wonder if our troops in Iraq have a handy guide to the differences between Shia and Sunni Muslims like the 1942 US War Department feature titled, "How to spot a Jap."

[via Angry Asian Man]


Sunday, July 09, 2006

YAWN

Well, Pete Hoekstra is pissed about not being briefed on the domestic spying programs. Pissed enough to bitch about it on Fox News.

The ultimate result? Not a goddamn thing. How many times have we seen this story: "Some-Republican-Asshole (usually Arlen Spector) to make the White House answer some tough questions." Then either nothing happens, or it's, "Attorney General Gonzales is a stand up guy. No need make him testify under oath." I'd imagine that this will end up being more of the same.

I'm beginning to think that it's all a plot to induce learned helplessness in us all.


Saturday, July 08, 2006

Geometric Diffusion in Blog Space




WHAT WILL IT TAKE?

More illegality alleged to come straight from the White House. Will this one be the final straw? I keep thinking, "Ah, this is the one that will make the people rise up in outrage, most likely figuratively," but it never happens.


Friday, July 07, 2006

Paris Hilton only has one facial expression.




Shoo, shoo.

Here is the grand finale of the penis pump-scrotum shaving trial. In closing argument, the prosecutor had a little trick up her sleeve. Or, should I say, on her arm:

High took off her jacket, picked up the pump and said, “You have been told by the defense this pump is broken.

“Well it is not broken,” she said, and she took off her jacket and put the end of the plastic cylinder that allegedly had contained Thompson’s penis to her arm.

High squeezed the handle of the pump and the vacuum created began to suck the skin of her arm into the plastic chamber.

She dramatically dropped the pump handle device, demonstrating the vacuum was strong enough that it clung to her arm.

“See folks, it really does work,” she said.

Several spectators in the gallery made audible gasps as the pump dangled from her arm.
The judge was convicted. I loved this story. Sort of sad to see it concluded.

[ via The Legal Reader ]



IMPEACH

Everyone hates us, and it's not hard to figure out why.  I'm not sure that much can be done about it.  Our relationship with the rest of the world may be permanently damaged, or at least damaged for generations.

But one thing that might help is if we take Congress in November and impeach these assholes, right on down the line of succession (and we'd have to go pretty goddamn far down), until we find someone who's a bit more reasonable.

Looking at the list, maybe we should stop at one or two impeachments.  Sure, we might be stuck with President Cheney, but it would show the world that we made a good faith effort.  And we would avoid having President Ted "The internet is not a truck" Stevens.  The thought gives me chills.



FREEDOM OF WHAT? NEVER HEARD OF IT.

I'd imagine that the irony of a man who faught for our freedoms being arrested for wearing a "Veterans for Peace" t-shirt will be completely missed by some people.

[via Crooks and Liars]



FRIDAY NSFW BLOGGING



Thursday, July 06, 2006

GIT 'ER DONE!

Did you know that Iraq is an example of the US "get[ting] the job done"?  And that time I got scared and pissed my pants?  That's called "grace under fire", my friend.