"[Obama's] team works overtime trying to hide Obama's dirty little secret. He is -- get this -- a cigarette smoker. The point is: What else do we not know about Barack Obama?"Never mind that Obama has publicly admitted to his three-cigarettes-a-day habit (the horror! the horror!). The real issue is what other horrifying (non) secrets does the diabolical Senator Obama have to hide?

It is only January 2007, and already I don't know if I'm going to be able to handle how stupid and painful the 2008 Presidential race is going to become. Sigh.




