Sifu Tweety reminded me of another shitty writer Salon has in its ranks: Garrison Keillor.

My ex-stepmother used to listen to his horrible "Prairie Home Companion" shows on road trips in the car. His down-home midwestern schtick bugged the shit out of me.

Hated him then, and pretty much hate him now (even though he is ostensibly "on my side").

I'm so happy I escaped the midwest.