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Friday, October 19, 2007

LA PERSPECTIVES, PART 54

Andy Milonakis, who I know is some sort of comedian, says this:
How do you feel about New York compared to LA?
Overall, I think New York is much more fun, because of the million things to do all the time, never closes. Real people who don't have one-track minds. It's not like the whole fucking place is a popularity contest. When I go to these douchey clubs-- because I do go to the douchey clubs sometimes, I'm not going to try-- it's really like a fucking middle school, it's so immature how much of a popularity contest it is.

If you're in Hollywood in the mix of hot nights out-- I was thinking about how fake girls were. I made a point in a douchey club to look around and listen to girls talk and see if I could find one real person that's not completely wack. And I'm not even basing it on looks. They could be good looking, they could not be good looking, they could be average. And after scooping out the whole place, every single girl in the place seemed like a complete fake moron.

What sort of stuff were they talking about that gave them away?
This girl came up to me and started to talk to me, but acted like I was lucky to talk to her. And I'm like, "You're the one fucking coming up to me, don't act all arrogant." Because she came up to me and started to talk to me and started judging people and pointing out people, like, "Ugh. How can she wear that? What is that? Is that even a dress?" And I'm looking at her, and flat out was like, "Are you out of your mind? Are you here to talk about people and how they look? You sound so retarded." And she didn't like that at all, because I don't think a lot of people call that out. They just drink Grey Goose and talk about how wonderful they are and hot they are.
Divey LA is much more fun than rich LA. This is probably true everywhere, however.



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