Dead-on batshit insanity.

Digby has the full text of the original article.

Hint: It involves Bush "ordering his army to empty Iraq of Arabs and repopulate the country with Americans" and then using "his newfound popularity with the military to wield military power to become the first permanent president of America."

Saget.

It is a set so percussive with profanity, it seems almost impossible to fit one more dirty word in anywhere. It is the kind of material that would make Larry Flynt blush.

Hijinx on the Full House set!

Saget's material has always been filthy-dirty and it's just gotten filthier. Did ABC used to flip out when he did his blue material at the clubs? "I had a couple of 'Bob, we have a problem' moments. There was something in my contract that says you can't have sex with an animal. It was very strange to have me in an environment with children. That's a joke. One of the things I did that was wrong -- it's my problem, nobody else's -- I'm validating this story. They had a stand-in doll on the show, a plastic doll, so when the girls who played Michelle . . . "

This would be the twins, Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen?

"Exactly, when they were in school" -- the law requires child actors to continue their studies with on-set tutors -- "they would give me the doll to act with. It was [for] camera blocking. There would just be bunch of guys on the floor. Nobody's there, there's no audience. And they give me a plastic doll that's about 3 1/2 feet tall, whose legs moved."

You didn't?

"So I did stuff with it. Sounds terrible, doesn't it? It's not good. If you tell people that stuff, I don't think it sits well."

Nice.

Bacn.

i wonder how high you need to go to have this technique no longer save your life.
the excitement happens at minute 3 (i love how he turns around!).

Like Rosa Parks, only 11 years earlier and she kicked a cop in the balls.

I was on vacation.

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