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Friday, November 30, 2007

WISEMAN FILMS RELEASED ON DVD TO THE HOME MARKET

This is huge news. Frederick Wiseman has decided to release his films on dvd for home viewing. Previously only institutional purchasing was allowed for very high fees. Full announcement here. Quality is apparently better than third generation recorded-off-PBS VHS in South Pasadena. Titicut Follies clip follows.

Best Christmas present ever or best way to apologize to an awesome monster.



RIP




DROUGHT NOTES

I bought a car in June. Rain today in LA, and I realized that I didn't know how to use the delay function on my windshield wipers.

It's rained like twice since I've moved to Southern California.



Richard Pryor



Thursday, November 29, 2007

"Can we all get along?"

Apparently not.

That poor guy can't catch a break.


Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The war at home

I guess when you are struggling in third place you are allowed to take some risks and speak the truth:
Grinnell, Ia. – America needs to reconsider its punitive approach to “the so-called war on drugs,” presidential candidate John Edwards said here today.

“We’re not going to build enough prisons to solve this problem,” he told a crowd of about 800 at Grinnell College.

The former North Carolina senator grinned when a young man sitting behind him on stage asked about drug policy. “Only on college campuses,” Edwards joked before answering.

He said he’s especially concerned about mandatory minimum sentences for first-time drug offenders, which he said should be reconsidered. He added that too few drug offenders get treatment.

“You go to jail, you come out of jail, and a lot of people go right back to the environment that got them in trouble to begin with,” he said. “…We need to get them the help that they need; if they need education, if they need job training, if they need drug rehabilitation.”
I kind of doubt I'll ever hear anything like this from Hillary. I imagine that if (when?) she becomes president, her approach to the drug war and crime in general would be similar to Bill's, which was horrible:

Unlike state prison systems, the President and Congress have direct control of the federal prison population. Under President Reagan's eight year term, the number of prisoners under federal jurisdiction rose from 24,363 (1980) to 49,928 (1988), and under President George Bush's four-year term, the federal system grew to 80,259 (1992).

However, under President Bill Clinton, the number of prisoners under federal jurisdiction doubled, and grew more than it did under the previous 12-years of Republican rule, combined (to 147,126 by February, 2001).

As of December 31, 1999, a year prior to the completion of his term in office, the Clinton Administration already well outstripped the Reagan and Bush Administrations with a federal incarceration rate of rate of 42 per 100,000. This was more than double the federal incarceration rate at the end of President Reagan's term (17 per 100,000), and 61% higher than at the end of President George Bush's term (25 per 100,000). ... Fifty-eight percent of these inmates (63,448) are serving time for drug offenses--a 62% increase since 1990.

To be fair, I'm sure that if Edwards somehow manages to become the Democratic nominee he'll stop all the crazy talk about reforming our approach to drug policy, and will become a drug war hawk, just like the Clenis was.



DOUGH-NU-MATIC




ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS

This is a sad story. And it recalls this, which is a must-read.

The weird thing is that I just didn't realize the extent to which people (especially young people?) are having online "relationships" with people that they've never met.

It's just not something I've spent any time thinking about. It seems patently ridiculous, on the one hand, but on the other hand totally and completely predictable.

I am so out of touch with humanity.


Monday, November 26, 2007

AMERICA CROSSES ITS FINGERS




Seinfeld drank the Kool Aid too

Before they got David Lynch, they got Seinfeld:
Fastidiously casual in black blazer, untucked slate-colored shirt, and jeans, the comedian exudes composure rather than ease. Is there a component in the Seinfeld hard-wiring that accounts for his Zenlike equilibrium?

"Any actor, writer or comedian is a close observer of human behavior," he says, more amused than appalled. "I am so offended by so much I see that I try not to do it."

To his professional answer he appends a personal one: "I've been practicing Transcendental Meditation most of my life. I think that does something to your nervous system," the eternal observer observes. "It has given me a calmness I don't think I had at 19."


Wednesday, November 21, 2007

SADOMASOCHISTIC CHRISTIANIST HILLARY PORN

It's kinda awesome:
We knew "Thought Crimes" was in danger of becoming law back when it passed Congress in 2007, but thankfully, President Bush kept his promise to veto it. But, tragically, Hillary signed that most dangerous bill in America – ushering in the criminalization of Christianity. And now, even my book, "The Criminalization of Christianity," has been banned as "hate speech" just as I predicted when I wrote it back in 2005.

When the "Employment Non-Discrimination Act" ("Thought Crimes" for the Workplace) became law, businesses and ministries were targeted by homosexual activists and were forced to close when they wouldn't comply with a law forcing them to hire those opposed to their beliefs on moral issues.

When they canceled my program, banned my book and targeted my ministry, I knew it was only a matter of time before I'd be forced into "prison ministry" against my will. Unfortunately for our nation, that ministry is growing fast. A homeschooling mom was assigned the cell next to me. I try to comfort her, but she cries constantly at the thought of her kids being raised in government foster care.
There's something deeply, weirdly kinky about the cultist right. It shouldn't be surprising that they're all secretly teh gay and into wetsuit autoeroticism and shit.


Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Lynch's life takes a turn for the Lynchian

David Lynch's association with Transcendental Meditation is getting weirder and weirder. He recently got into a bit of trouble in Germany with "The Raja":

Lynch, whose new-age beliefs are sometimes as quirky as his movies, is touring Europe to help establish a network of so-called "invincible universities" to teach the philosophy of transcendental meditation. The idea is to engender world peace. But at a meeting this week at a culture center in Berlin, Lynch triggered a less than peaceful exchange with German onlookers when Emanuel Schiffgens, his partner for establishing such a "university" in the German capital, suddenly veered into dangerous waters.

"We want an invincible Germany!" intoned Schiffgens, the self-styled Raja of Germany. The flap those words created, with their echoes of the Third Reich, reveals both the deadly seriousness with which Germans view their wartime past and the gulf separating Lynch's new-age agenda from that of some hard-bitten Berliners with a more historical mind-set.

"What do you mean by this concept of invincibility," asked an onlooker from the audience, made up mainly of film students with a smattering of meditation devotees. "An invincible Germany is a Germany that's invincible," replied a Delphic Schiffgens, who was dressed in a long white robe and gold crown. "Adolf Hitler wanted that too!," shouted out one man. "Yes," countered Schiffgens. "But unfortunately he didn't succeed." At that the crowd began shouting epithets at the speaker: "You are a charlatan! This is bad theater!" Lynch, who does not speak German, looked on in incomprehension.


The video of the encounter is well worth watching:





MEN WHO LOOK LIKE OLD LESBIANS




ON HER KNEES

A neat fit into the long list of you-couldn't-make-this-up moments:
Bush national security advisor Frances Townsend today delivered to President Bush a three-page handwritten resignation letter on White House stationery. At its core was this heart-rending tribute:
1937, the playwright Maxwell Anderson wrote of President George Washington: There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, til all men walk on higher ground in their lifetime.

Mr. President, you are such a man.
Delusion? Serious mental illness? Hallucinogens?


Monday, November 19, 2007

RON PAUL = LOONYTUNES

Yikes:
Abortion on demand is the ultimate State tyranny; the State simply declares that certain classes of human beings are not persons, and therefore not entitled to the protection of the law. The State protects the "right" of some people to kill others, just as the courts protected the "property rights" of slave masters in their slaves. Moreover, by this method the State achieves a goal common to all totalitarian regimes: it sets us against each other, so that our energies are spent in the struggle between State-created classes, rather than in freeing all individuals from the State. Unlike Nazi Germany, which forcibly sent millions to the gas chambers (as well as forcing abortion and sterilization upon many more), the new regime has enlisted the assistance of millions of people to act as its agents in carrying out a program of mass murder.
The surest way to out yourself as a clueless follower is to support this clown.


Thursday, November 15, 2007

UP THE RIVER

I used to live in NorCal and every story I ever heard about this guy was that he's an ignorant bully who makes it a practice to abuse everyone around him.

I hope he goes to jail.

MORE: Yikes. Stay off the juice, kids.

AND MORE: Lamar!



EXCUSE THE ABSENCE

I was sick as a dog this week. Feeling better, thanks!

Also, Monster is missing. Anyone seen him around?



THE LESSIG ENDORSEMENT



Sunday, November 11, 2007

OBAMA



Saturday, November 10, 2007

森田童子

Ethan asked me to post something about music.

I first heard Morita Doji on the radio about ten years ago and was floored by her heavy syrup. There was a sparse acoustic guitar, synths, and her high-pitched, reverbed-out vocals. I guess the best point of reference for salto readers is Mazzy Star though there’s elements of Drake and Hardy. This shit was the same epic sad ecstatic.

Although I carefully transcribed the DJ’s back announcement, I could not track down a single record, much less this song. All of her records were apparently out of print. I pieced together some information about her life. In 1972, she started making music at 20 after a friend’s death. Her first record, Goodbye, was released in 1975. Several more followed into the 1980s. On December 25th 1983, she played her last live at Shinjuku Loft and the left music altogether in order to be a homemaker. WTF. In the process, I also uncovered photos. She was a cool mess of black curls and sunglasses. Much sexier than Haino but with the same punk attitude. There was a bunch more information all in Japanese. Whatever.

The best I could come up with was an album of covers by the Japanese noise supergroup, Slap Happy Humphrey. Although I’d have preferred originals to covers, I figured I could satisfy myself with Slap Happy Humphrey until I tracked down the real deal. Unfortunately, the cover band forgot to get the rights to Doji’s songs and recalls ensued/pressing stopped.

My fruitless shuffling through international sections and memorizing Kanji strings ended in 2001 when technology hit critical mass, allowing me to get my hands not only on the Slap Happy Humphrey disc but also 5/7 of Doji’s albums. Not a single cut misses the target. Each nails your heart.

Here’s a live video which is not synched up to the song at all but you get lots of great Doji footage and hip 1970s era fans lining up for a gig. Shit for all I know it's not even her image. The song is still killer. Enjoy, readers.




SATURDAY NIGHT



Friday, November 09, 2007

WHA-?

It will surprise no one that Chris Matthews is unhinged. But where did he get the idea that clapping is Chinese? Maybe he has some Asian neighbors who are fucking with him.

It's so puzzling, I de-lurked.


Thursday, November 08, 2007

SPIRIT OF LA



Wednesday, November 07, 2007

HERO




BORAT ENDORSES OBAMA

And there's more!
Q: When can people expect to see you in Kazakhstan again?

A: "I already in Kazakhstan, living very happilys with my new wife. This morning, I was awoke by my clock-radio (electronic LED), after which I remove my wife from her cage and she make me delicious breakfast of western cereal 'Frosties', which I have with delicious fresh milk from her chests. I then attach her to her plough and send her into the fields before returning to my bed until she come back at lunchtimes to feed me again. Life is very nice for us."



THE WRITER'S STRIKE

I'll occasionally try to post interesting stuff about the writer's strike, starting with this from Nikki Finke.

Also, the LA Times' Show Tracker blog isn't horrible. Just avoid their straight news coverage of the strike, as it seems to...lean...in one direction.

MORE: The Office's Steve Carell expresses solidarity with writers and stops working:
Additionally, I've been told that Steve Carell informed NBC he is unable to report to work because he is suffering from “enlarged balls.”
Just like Salto's very own blogger Monster!

Coincidence?



THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS

"Waterboarding is something of which every American should be proud."

-Deroy Murdock, National Review.



RON PAUL IS SCARY

My observations elsewhere in the blogworld reveal that if you do a post about Ron Paul, thousands of enraged weirdos invade your blog to defend him.

So here are three reasons Ron Paul is a fucking nutcase:

- He wants to return to the gold standard and abolish the Federal Reserve.

- He wants to abolish the income tax, and
Paul supports elimination of most federal government agencies, such as the Internal Revenue Service, the U.S. Department of Education, the U.S. Department of Energy, the Department of Homeland Security, the Federal Emergency Management Administration, and the Interstate Commerce Commission, calling them unnecessary bureaucracies.
- And then there's this:
In 2005, Paul introduced the We the People Act, which would have removed "any claim involving the laws, regulations, or policies of any State or unit of local government relating to the free exercise or establishment of religion" from the jurisdiction of federal courts. If made law, this provision would permit state, county, and local governments to decide whether to allow displays of religious text and imagery.
Um, no thanks.

Let the swarms of spittle-flecked, foil-hatted neo-LaRouchies descend! Tremble at their wrath!



EVANGELICAL CRACKUP

Squidpants reminds me that I haven't yet posted this interesting NYT article on the political crackup in the ranks of evangelicals, which is worth a read.


Monday, November 05, 2007

Karen Black




TODAY

Pops meets Obama. I will ask for a full report.

MORE: Pops, in Sarasota, reports:
Thought I would have personal time with Obama, with maybe 30 other heavy hitters, but, no, they used the extra time for photos. Yup, had my photo taken with him (hopefully they'll mail it to me), shook his hand a couple of times, told him I didn't envy what he had to go through, but that maybe it would be worthwhile if his dream came true. He replied that he's doing it to make other people's dreams come true. Pretty good reply.



COLBERT AND STEWART GO BLACK

Colbert and Stewart have immediately gone to reruns because of the writers' strike, starting tonight.

It will be grim indeed if the strike, which I generally support, continues and deprives this country of an invaluable, accessible news source that is critically important as people gradually begin engaging with the political process.

Remember, the nomination fight on both sides is likely to end on February 5th, which is only three months away.



LUCAS-BARNES



Sunday, November 04, 2007

FOX ON THE RUN




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