Speaking of the Old Dirty Bastard who happens to be remarkably old, Palin’s shocking lack of experience (1+ year as governor of a small state after being mayor of a town with 8,000 proud inhabitants) guarantees that people will be talking about how old Oldy Decrepit is now that Sarriet Palin Miers could be one geriatric and feeble heartbeat away from the oval office. Of all the potential recipients of those 3:00am phone calls to pick from, Mumm-Ra chose her?

Recall: Obama chose Joe Biden.

Can’t you just smell the desperation? (over the musty old guy scent)