salto mortale

Saturday, May 31, 2008

"FAH WHAAT? AN INADEQUATE BLAACK MAALE?"



Later, they made a very nice antiqued purse out of this person's face.



MORE HILLARY PROTEST PICTURES






BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR



Friday, May 30, 2008

!



Wednesday, May 28, 2008

MICHAEL ON NEW 90210




GIVING HOPE TO BIGD

Californians increasingly tolerant:
For the first time in over three decades of polling on the issue of same-sex marriage laws, The Field Poll finds more California voters approving than disapproving of allowing same-sex couples the right to marry and having regular marriage laws apply to them. In a survey completed May 17-26 among a random sample of 1,052 registered voters the idea of allowing gay and lesbian couples to marry is now approved by a 51% to 42% margin statewide.



body count



Tuesday, May 27, 2008

FIGHTIN' TUESDAY

Akira Shoji (14 - 16 - 5):



Well, I'm waiting for the videos of this weekend's UFC to trickle onto the interwebs, and it was a long weekend, so you get a post on Akira Shoji.

Pride had a stable of Japanese fighters that they would throw against top tier foreign fighters like they had a quota. Most of them weren't very good, although they all fought with a lot of heart.

Until I started watching videos for this post, I would have included Shoji in the list of Japanese tomato cans. But Shoji was actually pretty damn good. Unfortunately, he was fighting the best fighters in the world at their peak in an organization with no weight classes. In most of his fights, he got beat something fierce, often by much larger opponents.

Shoji exemplified the fighting spirit of the Japanese fighters. There was absolutely no quit in him.



IN THE BANK

Ambinder:
To prepare for that eventuality, the Obama campaign has, for the first time, really, begun to bank delegates. Sources close to the campaign estimate that as many as three dozen Democratic superdelegates have privately pledged to announce their support for Obama on June 4 or 5. The campaign is determined that Obama not end the first week in June without securing the support of delegates numbering 2026 -- or 2210, as the case may be.


Saturday, May 24, 2008

THE TRUTH ABOUT 9/11

Taibbi:
The people who really run America don't send the likes of George Bush and Dick Cheney to the White House to cook up boat-rocking, maniacal world-domination plans and commit massive criminal conspiracies on live national television; they send them there to repeal PUCHA and dole out funds for the F-22 and pass energy bills with $14 billion tax breaks and slash fuel efficiency standards and do all the other shit that never makes the papers but keeps Wall Street and the country's corporate boardrooms happy. You don't elect politicians to commit crimes; you elect politicians to make your crimes legal. That is the whole purpose of the racket of government. Another other use of it would be a terrible investment, and the financial class in this country didn't get to where it is by betting on the ability of a president whose lips move when he reads to blow up two Manhattan skyscrapers in broad daylight without getting caught.
Did I mention that Matt Taibbi is the best political writer operating today?


Friday, May 23, 2008

SPECIAL COMMENT




How's that workin' out for ya?

The Rude Pundit makes a good point regarding Hillary's RFK assasination gaffe:

[S]omeone really ought to point out to the Clinton campaign that the presidential campaign of 1968 was not a two- or three-year long process. The New Hampshire primary, the first in the nation, wasn't until March 12. Kennedy didn't even get into the running until March 16, 1968. By June 4, 1968, the date of the California primary that Kennedy won, a date that's four months later than this year's California primary, there had only been 13 primaries. Indeed, running until the convention was the only choice, especially after Kennedy was killed on June 5. By June 5 this year, every state will have had its primaries or caucuses. It's not that people were any more patient in 1968. They just didn't have a choice but to wait and see.

So, like, even leaving out the morbid fucktardery of the statement Clinton made and dealing with it on its alleged merits, it's deceptive and idiotic and out of context.

To Clinton's campaign and its supporters, who have been holding out for some gaffe by Obama that would take him down: How's that working out for ya?


[ via John Cole ]



The "Waymon" Brothers Defense

Dispatches from the R. Kelly trial:

On cross-examination, [R. Kelly's attorney ] Adam Jr. repeatedly confirms that Jamison relied exclusively on her best friend's face and hair to identify the girl and time-stamp the video. "You can't tell by looking at a person's vagina how old they are, can you?" he asks, then takes a stab at answering his own question: "I don't think you can."

Once it's well-established that Jamison didn't pay much attention to the alleged victim's crotch and torso, Adam Jr. asks whether Jamison has seen a "Waymon Brothers" movie called Little Man. "They took the head of Marlon Waymons and put it on a midget, and it looked real, didn't it?" Adam Jr. exclaims, emphasizing the last two words for maximum "gotcha" effect. Jamison looks at him like he's a lunatic or, at least, an astoundingly bad film critic. "Not reeeally," she says, her voice lilting in disbelief as the courtroom breaks up. Congratulations to the Waymon Brothers: This is the first time Little Man has generated laughter.

Amazingly, Adam Jr. is not kidding about any of this. Just as special effects turned Marlon Wayans (I know your last name, my friend!) into a little person, he suggests, so might the sex tape we saw on Tuesday be some sort of digital collage of faces and bodies. He asks Jamison whether she can tell if the video has been tampered with. Judge Gaughan doesn't allow the question: "Just because she's seen the Waymons' movies doesn't make her an expert on morphing."


More here.



MCCAIN'S MEDICAL RECORDS

"Buttocks unremarkable except for some very light tan freckling."

You heard it here first!

[via Ambinder]


Thursday, May 22, 2008

"No"

Interesting:

Time magazine’s Karen Tumulty reports:

What will Clinton’s terms of surrender turn out to be? Her husband, for one, seems to have a pretty clear idea what he thinks she should get as a consolation prize. In Bill Clinton’s view, she has earned nothing short of an offer to be Obama’s running mate, according to some who are close to the former President. Bill “is pushing real hard for this to happen,” says a friend.
The Field can now confirm, based on multiple sources, something that both campaigns publicly deny: that Senator Clinton has directly told Senator Obama that she wants to be his vice presidential nominee, and that Senator Obama politely but straightforwardly and irrevocably said “no.” Obama is going to pick his own running mate based on his own criteria and vetting process.


Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Destroying the Party to Save It

It's looking like Hillary is going to take it all the way to the convention, even if she has to tear apart the party to do it:
Adhering to [Mark] Penn’s fatal calculus, Clinton has endeavored to re-segregate the Democratic Party electorate into demographic segments and then pitted them against each other. The Clinton campaign has intentionally inflamed these simmering antagonisms: black versus Hispanic, black versus white, black versus older women, white collar versus blue collar, young versus old, under-educated versus college grad.

Back in the 1980s, Lee Atwater constructed an illusory Big Tent for Republicans, welcoming inside the Reagan Democrats—if only to soon betray their core interests. This was called the politics of expansion. In contrast, Clinton and Penn are cynically attempting to contract the Democratic base by provoking an internal Hobbesian free-for-all—total warfare of the factions.



NOMINEE

Perhaps the person best suited to defeat McCain in November is the person who is actually trying to defeat McCain.



prediction

werner herzog directs movie about hilary clinton.



:(

:( :( :( :(

MORE: Because of
the Civil Rights Act of 1964, the Voting Rights Act, Medicare, Medicaid, Head Start, Legal Services, the War on Poverty, environmental legislation, OSHA, bringing down Richard Nixon on the Watergate investigations, ending the Vietnam War, stopping military aid to the Contras in Central America, the Martin Luther King holiday, stopping Robert Bork, the increases in the minimum wage, Family and Medical Leave, National Service, Motor Voter Act, S-CHIP. His fingerprints are on all of that legislation, and more. And even where he failed, on universal health care and labor law reform and stopping the Iraq war and other battles, he fought the good fight with passion and heart and courage.


Tuesday, May 20, 2008

OR




MORE GOP AWESOMENESS

Gingrich is adept at reading the zeitgeist:
On May 6th, Newt Gingrich posted a message, “My Plea to Republicans: It’s Time for Real Change to Avoid Real Disaster,” on the Web site of the conservative magazine Human Events. The former House Speaker warned, “The Republican brand has been so badly damaged that if Republicans try to run an anti-Obama, anti-Reverend Wright, or (if Senator Clinton wins) anti-Clinton campaign, they are simply going to fail.” Gingrich offered nine suggestions for restoring the Republican “brand”—among them “Overhaul the census and cut its budget radically” and “Implement a space-based, G.P.S.-style air-traffic control system”—which read like a wonkish parody of the Contract with America. By the next morning, the post had received almost three hundred comments, almost all predicting a long Republican winter.
And joyous cries shall ring out across the land:

Overhaul the census! Overhaul the census!

[Read the whole piece. It's good.]



FIGHTIN' TUESDAY: GTA IV EDITION

Bas "El Guapo" Rutten (28 - 4 - 1):



As an Eastern European gangster fresh off the boat, there's nothing I like better after a long day of running errands for every goddamn asshole with a cellphone than curling up in front of the tv to watch Bas Rutten acting crazy.

Originally a striker, Bas was one among the first handful of fighters to become proficient at both striking and submissions. So much so that he has more wins via submission than knock-out, and he has a highlight reel full of magnificent knock-outs, most coming from fights in an organization that did not allow closed fist strikes to the head.

After his fighting career, Bas joined Stephen Quadros as the English language color commentary team for Pride. They were the best. They had a deep knowledge of the sport, and I liked their straightforward, no-nonsense commentary. Bas was also damn funny.

Already a legend in the sport, his work outside the ring has turned Bas into one of the most well known faces of mma. He's become a great ambassador for the sport, intelligent and jovial, as comfortable as a talk show guest as he was in the ring.

He's also done a little acting. Most recently, he plays a crazier version of himself in the latest installment of Grand Theft Auto.



THE NEW GOP

Sounds like a winning strategy!
Leaders of the Republican Study Committee intend to use a closed-door party meeting on Tuesday to present a seven-point proposal calling for a constitutional limit on federal spending, a new simplified income tax alternative and a proposal to require recipients of food stamps or housing aid to meet work requirements.
That shit is INSPIRING!


Monday, May 19, 2008

SALTO HERO #2: BIG BEAR



Sunday, May 18, 2008

OBAMA IN PORTLAND



Saturday, May 17, 2008

naked



Friday, May 16, 2008

WOW

Fucker:
During a speech before the National Rifle Association convention Friday afternoon in Louisville, Kentucky, former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee — who has endorsed presumptive GOP nominee John McCain — joked that an unexpected offstage noise was Democrat Barack Obama looking to avoid a gunman.

“That was Barack Obama, he just tripped off a chair, he’s getting ready to speak,” said the former Arkansas governor, to audience laughter. “Somebody aimed a gun at him and he dove for the floor.”
Someone should put a gun in this hick's gob and see how quickly he pisses himself.


Thursday, May 15, 2008

D'OH




TEH GAY




MORE ZANY

I can't get enough.

Watch TalkLeft proprietress Jeralyn Merritt be ruthlessly disemboweled by the estimable Mark Kleiman in this downloadable bloggingheads.tv dialogue, though she's too delusional (or stupid) to realize it.


Wednesday, May 14, 2008

EDWARDS ENDORSES

Obama. Tonight.

MORE: Choice illiterate outrage from the loony bin:
  • I think that Edwards knows that the Obama ship is going down... and his endorsement is in exchange for Obama's support for the nomination when SDs start deserting Obama, and rather than face ignomineous defeat, bows out "for the good of the party" and endorses edwards ...

  • Obama is indefensible. I am sick. ...

  • Why, why? Clinton is the one who would get done the things Edwards supposedly believes in.

  • Is this really all about woman hating? I do not understand it. Have they all been bought? It looks like it. ...

  • My sense is that party insiders are truly panicking because Obama will always hold the small pledged delegate lead, but has been unable to pull away from Hillary in any other convincing way. Now they're ramming this nomination down the party's throat in an effort to have immediate closure and to try to silence Senator Clinton. Again, I say this is further wedging the party apart and is cementing ill will. With even NARAL stepping into the primary season, I'm feeling like one thrown-under-the-bus Democrat. It's a travesty that we've reduced a truly historic race to a virtual gang rape. ...

  • Why is he endorsing Obama? It's really just awful to see every single party leader or important Dem just stomp all over her. ...

  • Elizabeth is not with him according to what I read. The Democratic Men's Party may have to win this one without me. ...

  • I can say without qualification that I have never been in the Edwards camp. And this move is so typical of him. Clearly Obama is worried and JE has waited for just such a moment so he could leverage a deal. Hillary must have turned him down. Possibly the huge multi-million dollar house and $400 haircuts were just too much hypocrisy for her to stomach. And I will never forget the nasty piece of back-stabbing Edwards indulged himself with when Wes Clark was running. However, Edwards was a leading promoter and co-sponsor of the Iraq War Resolution, so this should take some of the bite out of Obama's "SHE authorized the war" propaganda. ...
  • O NOES JON EDWERDS IS TEH EEVVIL!!!1



    HILLARY CRAZIES

    I've been spending an unhealthy amount of time reading the total lunatics at pro-Hillary blogs. They're fascinating.

    Check these places out if you also crave (semi-illiterate) delusion:

    Hillary is 44
    TalkLeft
    Taylor Marsh
    No Quarter

    TEH HILARY! STOP PUSHNG MI GRL AROOND



    THE RACISM BELT




    SHARON JONES & THE DAP KINGS



    Blew up Coachella.


    Tuesday, May 13, 2008

    SLATO CAPTION CONTEST

    Have at it.

    Contest ends this Friday.



    STERILIZATION AND FRANCHISE STRIPPING: XI




    THE COMING OBAMA PLAGUE

    Wow, this stuff from Novak is seriously batshit. Or is it?:
    Some U.S. Christians are not reconciled to McCain's candidacy but instead regard the prospective presidency of Barack Obama in the nature of a biblical plague visited upon a sinful people. These militants look at former Baptist preacher Huckabee as "God's candidate" for president in 2012. Whether they can be written off as merely a troublesome fringe group depends on Huckabee's course. ...

    Nevertheless, the word is that some evangelicals dispute Huckabee's support [for McCain]. One experienced, credible activist in Christian politics who would not let his name be used told me that Huckabee, in personal conversation with him, had embraced the concept that an Obama presidency might be what the American people deserve. That fits what has largely been a fringe position among evangelicals: that the pain of an Obama presidency is in keeping with the Bible's prophecy.
    Two possibilities: either these evangelicals actually like Obama, and are finding a backhanded way to support him that is at least plausibly consistent with their public religious rhetoric, or they actually believe this stuff.

    I think the former is far more likely. I remember being surprised at all the nice things Huckabee had to say about Obama in the last six or eight months.



    FIGHTIN' TUESDAY

    Matt Serra vs. Georges St. Pierre, UFC 83:



    Spoiler alert: GSP wins, as just about everyone expected. The pre-fight commentary on the 'tubes was so one-sided, I felt bad for Matt Serra. He's too experienced and too good a fighter to be written off like that. I still thought St. Pierre would win, but I thought that Serra's grappling skill might allow him to win via submission or decision if he got the fight to the ground. So I was a bit surprised when St. Pierre immediately took down Serra at the start of the match. GSP was able to use his superior wrestling ability to control the ground game and end the fight with some brutal knees with seconds left in the second round.

    GSP's takedown makes sense considering that he lost their first meeting when Serra clipped him with a punch from one of his short, thick arms. I once knew a man who boxed in the Navy. He was a big guy, and he said that the worst beating he ever took was from a little guy who got inside his reach and pummeled him with arms that he described as "like hams." Matt Serra always reminded me of that story. Short, brawny arms with knockout power.


    Monday, May 12, 2008

    MORE FUCKING MEDIA SHIT

    This fucking turd is taking over Dave and Conan's timeslot.

    Unbelievable.

    Motherfucker was unwatchably bad on SNL. Hence: promotion!



    WHINE, COKIE, WHINE

    Get ready for an avalanche of old white women bitching that Hillary's been mistreated.

    I've found Cokie to be loathsome for quite a while, but she's never cracked my top five.

    TOP FIVE LOATHSOME MAINSTREAM TV FUCKHEADS:

    5. Barbara Walters
    4. Jay Leno
    3. Tim Russert
    2. Juan Williams*
    1. Larry King**



    Beaten

    The stronger candidate:

    Barack Obama has beaten Hillary Clinton in the only metric that matters—delegates—but [also] in every other major fuzzy metric that some people clam (sic) is important: popular vote, number of states won, he generally polls better than her against McCain, and he's raised more money. He's so much stronger than her that he can beat her, and still be in a position to help defray some of the costs of her campaign.

    And she's trying to convince the superdelegates that she's the stronger candidate?



    STERILIZATION AND FRANCHISE STRIPPING: X


    "This guy is a muslim trying to take over religion, rights, gunns, and lastly our country.

    Does anyone remember 911. He's cunning and a racists. He is connected with dirty money and bad connections in the rest of the world." From an email to Andrew Sullivan, The New Clinton Base, Daily Dish


    Sunday, May 11, 2008

    STERILIZATION AND FRANCHISE STRIPPING: IX

    "Like most people in Mingo County, West Virginia, Leonard Simpson is a lifelong Democrat. But given a choice between Barack Obama and John McCain in November, the 67-year-old retired coalminer would vote Republican.

    'I heard that Obama is a Muslim and his wife's an atheist,' said Mr Simpson, drawing on a cigarette outside the fire station in Williamson, a coalmining town of 3,400 people surrounded by lush wooded hillsides. ...

    Josh Fry, a 24-year-old ambulance driver from Williamson, insisted he was not racist but said he would feel more comfortable with Mr McCain, the 71-year-old Vietnam war hero, in the White House. 'I want someone who is a full-blooded American as president,' he said." Andrew Ward, Democratic country keeps its distance from Obama, Financial Times



    happy mother's day, salto

    monster's mom: Hillary Clinton is a total bitch.*

    *not a translation



    :<



    Saturday, May 10, 2008

    STERILIZATION AND FRANCHISE STRIPPING: VIII

    The LaRouchies love Hillary. Weirdness.
    As it stands at this moment, unless Sen. Hillary Clinton continues her campaign for the Democratic nomination until the Party's convention, there is no presently visible chance that the U.S. will come out of the presently skyrocketting hyperinflationary crisis in any form easily recognized as being, still, our Constitutional republic. The attempt by the powerful, and also predatory financier groups which have sought to crush Senator Clinton, as they had attempted to destroy the nomination of President Franklin Roosevelt in Hoover's favor in 1932, has the smell of a serious attempt at fascist dictatorship all over it. ...

    Those who are attempting to shut down the Clinton campaign and control this Presidential election have no allegiance to Democratic Party, or to the United States. They are acting as agents of a dangerous foreign influence. If they were to succeed, the U.S.A. will have lost its sovereignty, and there would be very little hope for the continuation of civilized life on this planet.



    CALEDONIA DREAMING

    BBC Postcard doc. First part here, links to other parts from there,




    FOR THE LADIES



    [mpo]


    Friday, May 09, 2008

    WILL OBAMA BE ENOUGH?




    :<

    Houston teens dig up child's grave, use decayed skull as bong:
    The Kingwood teenager's story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it.

    Yet, Kevin Wade Jones Jr., 17, appeared almost indifferent as he relayed the bizarre description of his and two friends' activities at an Humble area graveyard, Adkins said.


    "I just doubted it because it's very morbid, and I couldn't see anybody doing something like this," Adkins said Thursday.

    Not until police went to the home of another Kingwood 17-year-old, Matthew Richard Gonzalez, did the officer believe the tale.
    "He regurgitated in his plate of food when I asked him about it," Adkins said. "So I knew there was some truth to the story." ...

    Jones claimed he and his friends used shovels to dig up the body and removed the corpse's head with a garden tool, Adkins said. Jones also revealed he and the other two boys took the severed head to the juvenile's home, where they used the skull as a "bong" to smoke marijuana, the officer said.
    I obviously missed the hidden easter egg in GTA IV that shows how to do this.


    Thursday, May 08, 2008

    :<




    STERILIZATION AND FRANCHISE STRIPPING: VII

    "On Wednesday, I was in Inez, Kentucky, the Appalachian town where L.B.J. declared war on poverty forty-four years ago this month. John McCain was on a tour of 'forgotten places,' and had come to Inez to let the coal miners and town notables know that he will be the President of all Americans. (More on McCain and conservatism in an upcoming piece for the magazine.) After his speech, I left the county courthouse and crossed the main street to talk to a small group of demonstrators holding signs next to McCain's campaign bus. J. K. Patrick, a retired state employee from a neighboring county, wore a button on his shirt that said 'Hillary: Smart Choice.'

    'East of Lexington she'll carry seventy per cent of the primary vote,' he said. Kentucky votes on May 20. 'She could win the general election in Kentucky.' I asked about Obama. 'Obama couldn’t win.'

    Why not?

    'Race,' Patrick said matter-of-factly. 'I’ve talked to people—a woman who was chair of county elections last year, she said she wouldn't vote for a black man.' Patrick said he wouldn't vote for Obama either.

    Why not?

    'Race. I really don't want an African-American as President. Race.'

    What about race?

    'I thought about it. I think he would put too many minorities in positions over the white race. That's my opinion. After 1964, you saw what the South did.' He meant that it went Republican. 'Now what caused that? Race. There's a lot of white people that just wouldn't vote for a colored person. Especially older people. They know what happened in the sixties. Under thirty—they don't remember. I do. I was here.'" George Packer, The Race in Eastern Kentucky, The New Yorker



    Hillary in her bunker

    I almost feel bad for posting this:




    A Nader for Republicans?




    Attica! Attica! Attica!



    John Cole:


    This race now is no longer a race, but a hostage crisis. Hillary is surrounded, and she can see the super-delegates through the windows of the bank lobby and she knows they are armed to the teeth, wearing their kevlar vests, weapons sighted, aimed, and with the safeties off. In her heart of hearts she knows it is over, but still she keeps the pistol cocked at the head of the party. Maybe, just maybe, something will happen and she can make it to the fueled plane she demanded be taken to the airport and then she can go away to her big payday. She has come this far, she can’t quit now. Miracles happen.

    But it won’t happen. It never does. Not even in the movies, at least not the good ones.

    The only thing left to be resolved is how many hostages she kills.


    Wednesday, May 07, 2008

    Crazy

    Jonathan Schwarz:
    It's September 12, 2001. You're sitting in front of a TV, watching footage of the World Trade Center collapse over and over and over again.

    All of a sudden, someone from seven years in the future walks out of a tiny temporal vortex, and tells you: George W. Bush is going to fuck this up so badly that in 2008, the United States of America will likely elect as president a black man whose middle name is Hussein and whose father was Muslim. Oh, and he also admits he's used cocaine.

    I think it would have been easier to convince me of the reality of time travel. "No, no, I believe you really are from the future. But the other stuff, that's CRAZY."








    RE: STERILIZATION AND FRANCHISE STRIPPING




    GARFIELD MINUS GARFIELD





    A FEMINIST VIEW OF HILLARY'S AWFUL CAMPAIGN

    Seriously good stuff here. Check it:
    It's disappointing, to say the least, to see the first viable female contender for the presidency participate in attacks on her black opponent's patriotism, which exploit an anxious climate around national security that gives white men an edge both over women and people of color--who tend to be viewed, respectively, as weak and potentially traitorous. Says Paula Giddings, "This idea of nationalism and patriotism pulling at everyone has demanded hypermasculine men, more like McCain than the feline Obama, and demanded women whose role is to be maternal more than anything else."
    I'm not sure if I'd describe Obama as "feline." Otherwise sound, though.



    STERILIZATION AND FRANCHISE STRIPPING: VI

    "'I'm kind of still up in the air between McCain and Hillary,' said Jason Jenkins, 32, who cited information from a hoax e-mail as a reason to spurn Obama.

    'I'll be honest with you. Barack scares the hell out of me,' he said. 'He swore on the Koran.'

    Obama did manage to pull in many white voters, but still encountered similar sentiments from a man who refused to shake his hand at a diner in Greenwood, Ind.

    'I can't stand him,' the man said. 'He's a Muslim. He's not even pro-American as far as I'm concerned.'" Thomas M. DeFrank, Ugly truth why Hillary Clinton won't quit, New York Daily News



    NC



    Tuesday, May 06, 2008

    STERILIZATION AND FRANCHISE STRIPPING: V

    "I went to the polls to vote today in a blue collar suburb in the Chicago media market, and what I saw afterward wasn't pretty. My mom and I got done pushing the button for Obama and decided to go to a Main Street diner for breakfast before reporting late to work. What did I hear? The following, utterly depressing "Quotes for the Day": 'If he's the nominee, you know his running mate will be Farrakhan.' 'I had no problem with him until I found out he was a Muslim.'

    I'm a pretty easygoing guy, and I often avoid confrontation like the plague, but that last one sent me straight out of my comfort zone. From my booth across the dining room, I piped up and objected, saying that he wasn't a Muslim, that it was an email smear, and blatantly untrue. I was prepared to deflect any bullshit defenses hurled my way. But I never got one. What I got in response was depressing (but expected) in its illogic: 'Well, I can't take that chance.'" Email to Andrew Sullivan.



    STERILIZATION AND FRANCHISE STRIPPING: IV

    "Barack Obama is the most radical candidate ever to stand at the precipice of acquiring his party’s presidential nomination and the American presidency. It is apparent that he is a member of an international socialist movement which hopes to use the United Nations as a vehicle to shake down U.S. taxpayers for trillions of dollars in slavery reparations. One group, the African World Reparations and Repatriation Truth Commission, is demanding an astronomical $777 trillion." Cliff Kincaid, Accuracy in Media

    [via Sadly, No]



    FIGHTIN' TUESDAY

    Nathan "Rock" Quarry vs. Kalib Starnes, UFC 83:



    It's more of a non-fightin' Tuesday. I finally got around to watching the last UFC. Not yet a month old, this fight is already infamous. Starnes basically runs from Quarry for three rounds and loses by decision. One judge scored the match as three 10-8 rounds, which is fucking unheard of. Even Stephen Hawking would get a 10-9 round, assuming that he tried to ram his opponent with his chair at least once. It was a half-hearted performance that pissed off both fans and management, losing Starnes his UFC contract.

    Obviously, even a professional fighter would prefer to be punched and kicked in the face less rather than more. No one expects a fighter to rope-a-dope his way to victory. You expect a fighter to go into a fight with a game plan that plays to his strengths, minimizes the punishment he will take, if possible, and maximize his chances of winning. The problem with Starnes' gameplan, as executed, is that it gave him no chance of winning. "Lay & pray," in which a fighter does nothing but take down his opponent and control ground position to score points and eke out a decision victory, is boring as hell to watch, but at least it's a winning strategy. Running from your opponent will never win a match. Even if your opponent were to keel over due to some freak accident, they'd probably declare it a "no contest."

    Of course, this fight does not compare to the cornholing the fans got in UFC 9. The Ken Shamrock vs. Dan Severn "Superfight" was a highly anticipated rematch of two of the biggest names in the sport at that time. Eager fans were treated to 30 minutes of one fighter circling the other. It was fucking torture, because it looked like something might happen at any time, so you couldn't leave to take a piss or get a beer or anything. Eventually, you had invested so much time that you'd be damned if you were going to leave and miss the action when it finally occurred. Which it didn't.



    REPUBLICANS: ELECTING CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRATS SINCE 2008

    Interesting perspective on Don Cazayoux's campaign and victory in the heart of red-state Louisiana:

    As Hullabaloo contributor dday notes here, the fact Cazayoux won despite a well financed attack from the Right linking him to Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama should make people realize that the bark of the vaunted Republican attack machine is far worse than its bite.

    But I’d go a step further: Cazayoux ran as a very conservative Democrat—in part because he had to if he wanted to get elected in this district, and in part because I think that’s true to who he is as a politician: a social conservative with a dash of economic populism. But his ads were so concerned with establishing his family values bona fides—a lot of them were about Protecting Our Kids from Predators—that it really began to seem barely worth the effort turn out to vote, given the apparent similarities between the candidates. (This is not an uncommon feeling for a liberal in Louisiana.) In a perverse way, and even though at least one of them was factually inaccurate, the attack ads actually appealed to liberal voters indirectly in a way that Cazayoux could not afford to directly; they spread the message about Cazayoux’s liberal-moderate voting record and persuaded me that he was someone worth supporting. Because of my limited sample size (1) I am hesitant to make any sweeping pronouncements about whether or not this phenomenon was widespread, but I will say that there are worse things right now than being linked to the national Democratic party—like, say, being linked to the national Republican party—and that we may realize soon enough that low voter turnout is the only thing keeping the Red Stick a red district.



    STERILIZATION AND FRANCHISE STRIPPING: III

    "Someone's making a lot of money and it's really, really wrong," added Twyman, who founded the Prayer at the Pump movement last week to seek help from a higher power to bring down fuel prices, because the powers in Washington haven't.

    The half-dozen activists—Twyman, a former Miss Washington DC, the owner of a small construction company and two volunteers at a local soup kitchen—joined hands, bowed their heads and intoned a heartfelt prayer.

    "Lord, come down in a mighty way and strengthen us so that we can bring down these high gas prices,” Twyman said to a chorus of "amens".

    "Prayer is the answer to every problem in life… We call on God to intervene in the lives of the selfish, greedy people who are keeping these prices high."

    [via Cole]


    Monday, May 05, 2008

    STERILIZATION AND FRANCHISE STRIPPING: II

    "I am definitely going to try to go with Hillary. I almost feel like [Obama's] the anti-Christ from the Middle East," - Mary Bunger, a 44-year-old single mom from Abington, rural Indiana.

    [via Sullivan]



    sleep, little angel




    "I'VE BEEN BUSY"


    [via Mrs. T]



    YEE-HAW

    I love this image:
    Why doesn’t she just change her name to Huey Long? Seriously, though -- when did this happen? I remember when Hillary was the detached policy wonk, who coldly and coolly analyzed problems, and now she has morphed into some unsophisticated bubba who hates the man, hates ideas, and hates everything but joe six-pack and his shotgun and coon hound. I fully expect her to show up to her next rally in the General Lee.


    Friday, May 02, 2008

    YET ANOTHER PETITION

    But taco trucks (the ubiquitous "roach coach") are one of the few real pluses in LA. I've had some ridiculously good food experiences with them.

    So go sign.


    Thursday, May 01, 2008

    Stupid Liar

    John McCain:
    “I don’t believe it’s going to be nearly the size and scope that it was in 1991.” 9.15.02

    “We made serious mistakes right after the initial successes by not having enough troops there on the ground.” 9.20.04

    “This conflict is going to be relatively short.” 3.23.02

    “I’ve always said this is long and hard and tough.” 4.6.08

    “There’s no doubt in my mind that once these people are gone that we will be welcomed as liberators.” 3.24.03

    “It’s clear that the end is very much in sight.” 4.9.03

    “There’s not a history of clashes that are violent between Sunnis and Shias. So I think they can probably get along.” 4.23.03

    “Democrats are trying to do some kind of attack against this magnificent victory.” 7.23.03


    “I would argue that the next three to six months will be critical.” 9.10.03

    “Only the most deluded of us could doubt the necessity of this war.” 8.04

    “We’ve seen a number of signs of progress, including that of the capabilities of the Iraqi military, agreement with the Sunnis as framing the constitution, a decrease in suicide bombers from Iraqis and more and more coming in from the outside. … there is a legitimacy to the Iraqi government that, frankly, the government of South Vietnam never had.” 6.28.05

    “We will probably see significant progress in the next six months to a year.” 12.4.05

    “We are making progress. The formation of a government is helpful. We are training the Iraqi troops. There are parts of Iraq that are well under control and very peaceful.” 5.24.06

    “Things are better and there are encouraging signs. I have been here many years—many times over the years. Never have I been able to drive from the airport, never have I been able to go out into the city as I was today.” 4.1.07, wearing body armor, accompanied by 100 U.S. soldiers, three Blackhawk helicopters, and two Apache gunships


    “The next six months are going to be critical.” 9.12.07

    “Iraq is now the central front in the war against al-Qaeda.” 9.16.07

    “Anybody who believes the surge has not succeeded, militarily, politically, and in most other ways, frankly, does not know the facts on the ground.” 2.08

    “We’ve go to get American’s off the frontlines, have the Iraqis as part of the strategy, take over more and more of the responsibilities, and then I don’t think Americans are concerned if we’re there for one hundred years or a thousand years or ten thousand years.” 1.6.08

    “If we do set a date for withdrawal, Al Qaida will then win. … We’re all over the world. One of the obligations, unfortunately, of being a great superpower is that we have to take care of the world’s security.” 2.3.08



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