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Sunday, November 30, 2008

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU




MUMBAI

I've returned from my undisclosed Thanksgiving location, and I followed the horrible terror attacks reasonably closely from there.

I can't get over what seems like the staggering ineptness of the Indian security apparatus. Now, I'm no soldier, obviously, and have absolutely no expertise in, like, SWAT tactics, but it took them an unbelievable amount of time to kill as few as ten bad guys. The "siege" stretched on for so long it seemed farcical. And journalists (and bystanders!) were allowed to basically creep up right to the foot of the sites in question. It was great TV, but I can't imagine that allowing crowds within the range of an errant gunshot is at all prudent.

It also seems, as more information comes in, that the authorities learned that these were not hostage situations -- as each site was shut down, all they found were dead hostages. It seems like that would up the urgency of ending everything quickly a bit.

Even the pictures of the Indian "commandos" rushing towards the Taj were pathetic. They were guys in khakis and tennis shoes with bulletproof vests. No heavy armor. None of those giant SWAT shields and helmets we're all used to seeing from television. Isn't this the sort of situation where you'd call in the army? Doesn't Mumbai have a big counterterrorism force (the city's population is 19 million)? The guys in khakis looked like they were straight out of the Kinko's next door or something.

Weird.


Saturday, November 29, 2008

SALTO READER QUIZ #24


HINT #1



Thursday, November 27, 2008

Possible Geopolitical Consequences of the Mumbai Attacks



"If the Nov. 26 attacks in Mumbai were carried out by Islamist militants as it appears, the Indian government will have little choice, politically speaking, but to blame them on Pakistan. That will in turn spark a crisis between the two nuclear rivals that will draw the United States into the fray."


Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Sean Penn and Hitchens' big adventure

Sean Penn and Christopher Hitchens traveled together to Venezuela and Cuba to meet with Hugo Chavez and Castro. Really. Kind of reminds me of when Sean Penn and Matt Taibbi showed up in a dinghy to rescue Katrina victims.

Anyway, here's some more Sean Penn:




THE COS

Bill Cosby sucker-punched Tommy Smothers at the Playboy Mansion in 1976 after Smothers criticized the Cos for not being outspoken enough on civil rights issues. Weird:
In October of 1976, Cosby and Smothers were attending the same party at The Playboy Mansion. Hoping to ease some of the tension, Tom congratulated Bill on his latest television series. What Smothers did not realize was that the show in question had been cancelled the day before. "I liked your show," said Tom, "it was a really good effort." Cosby didn't respond. "He just looked at me [as if to say] 'Fuck you,' and I said, ' Well, Fuck you.' ... and walked away. I'd been getting this kind of thing from him for a long time. It started when he was hosting The Tonight Show. He had this kind of dismissive way of introducing people ... and I nailed him - you know, comedic oneupmanship---and I remember he said, 'Maybe sometime I'll knock you upside the head one of these days,' and I said, 'Yeah, go ahead and try.' A couple months later ... boom ... there it was. I should never have turned my back on him. He didn't have the balls to do it when I was looking. He slipped behind Hefner and sucker-punched me. He hit me right in the head with his fist - knocked me down ... and I was down there a minute or two and he was standing over me screaming at me, 'C'mon, I'll kick your ass,' stuff like that. I've never seen him since then. I always thought, maybe if he turns around sometime I might give him a shot."


Monday, November 24, 2008

A Creator, a multiverse, or just lucky?

An interesting article from Discover magazine discusses the conundrum physicists face in explaining the conditions in the universe for life.

Explaining life on earth away is easy. The earth is one planet in an infinite universe full of planets. One of them being the proper distance from a properly temperatured star to support life as it currently exists is just a matter of odds, and obviously that combination has been hit at least once.

Expanding this explanation to the universal level is a bit harder. in order for the conditions for life to exist (or anything larger than protons for that matter) the universe had to be created with just the right settings. if the gravitational constant was a bit bigger everything would have collapsed into a black hole; a bit smaller planets never would have formed. Changing the speed of light, or the value of the Strong force, or any other number of variables would have created a universe that could not create atoms.

There are three ways we could have arrived at the condition set in our universe to allow it to support life.

Way 1: The universe knew we were coming because it was created by someone or something for us.
Way 2: We got lucky enough to have rolled the dice just right on our only try.
Way 3: Multiverse theory; that just as life on our planet exists because there are an infinite number of planets in the universe and odds favor it happening at least once, our universe can really only explained by the existence of an infinite number of universes. in an infinite number of universes, each having their own laws of nature, at least one was bound to pop up that supports atom's and by extension life. The problem with this theory is that there is absolutely no way to prove or disprove it.


Sunday, November 23, 2008

JUST KILL ME

Watching Tom Brokaw fluff Joe Lieberman on MTP this morning, it occurs to me that there aren't enough public murder-suicides on the Sunday shows.


Saturday, November 22, 2008

SEMI-TEMPORARY SUSPENSION

Due to the imminence of a new financial crisis, I'm going to suspend my (understandable) reluctance to blog about political matters.

MORE: Okay, it's not new, but it's newly-pertinent.


Thursday, November 20, 2008

We are gentle, tender warriors

Typealyzer tells me that the authors of salto mortale are "The Nurturers":

The quiet, devoted and sympathetic type. They are especially attuned to the present moment, the details of the task at hand and the people involved. They are not big-picture people and tend to be suspicious of future possibilities. They tend to trust history MUCH more than the future.

The Nurturers enjoy safe and harmonic work places with few surprises and clear goals. Because they are so nice and generous people thay have to look out not to be taken advantage of. It might be important for them to learn to speak up for themselves.


Wednesday, November 19, 2008

UNRESOLVED PROBLEM



Tuesday, November 18, 2008

FIGHTIN' TUESDAY: COUTURE VS. LESNAR



Holy shit! How crazy it is that Brock Lesnar has to cut weight to be a heavyweight?

As I've said once or twice, I thought that Lesnar would beat Randy Couture. I got the outcome right, but the details gloriously fucking wrong! This was a beautiful match.

I thought that Lesnar would outwrestle Couture and ride out a decision victory. Instead, Couture outwrestled Lesnar! He stuffed Lesnar's takedown attempts, and when the fight did hit the ground, he nullified Lesnar's offense and got back to his feet.  He was winning the fight until he got caught with a perfectly placed right hook that turned out the lights and ended the fight.

As I watched Randy kick Lesnar's ass for a round and a half, my heart actually swelled in my chest.  If he had pulled out a victory, I would have wept like a baby.  Jesus Christ, that guy is my hero.

I hope Lesnar fights Nogueira next.  That fight will be epic.


Sunday, November 16, 2008

YAY WISCONSIN

The Grey Lady casts aspersions upon my beloved state, which, let's face it, is pretty much entirely populated by drunks.


Thursday, November 13, 2008

HEROES AND GENIUSES

I'm enamored of them.


Wednesday, November 12, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!




The Andy Kaufman Press Conference



Tuesday, November 11, 2008

FORFEITED

This website has been forfeited to the Unites States Government pursuant to the conviction of Paul F. Little, a.k.a “Max Hardcore” and Max World Entertainment for violations of 18 United States Code §§ 1461 and 1465


Thursday, November 06, 2008

IT'S OVER

So I'm gonna take a little break from politics. Unless there's major news, no politics blogging from me for the next couple of months. Instead, I'll blog about living in downtown Los Angeles, which is great, or about what I'm reading, or about music, or about video games, or something. Just not politics.

On the subject of video games, I really enjoyed Fallout 3. I even played Fallout and Fallout 2 back in the olden days, so I'm naturally receptive to the fancy new sequel, but they really did a great job. I like RPGs but the fantasy genre is extremely tired -- Fallout 3, set in a post-apocalyptic Washington D.C., felt new.

I hope they make more games like it.



The Suntanned Messiah

Berlusconi is a clown:
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi gave an enthusiastic, if unconventional, welcome on Thursday to the election of Barack Obama, citing among his attributes youth, good looks and a "suntan".

Speaking at a joint news conference with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev in Moscow, the 72-year-old media tycoon also said Obama's election to the White House had been "hailed by world public opinion as the arrival of a messiah".

"I will try to help relations between Russia and the United States where a new generation has come to power, and I don't see problems for Medvedev to establish good relations with Obama who is also handsome, young and suntanned," he said.



Engineering a 60 seat majority in the senate

As of this morning, Georgia, Alaska, and Minnesota senate races are still open, but all leaning toward a republican win (debatable statement, but lets run with it...) This will make the makeup of the senate 55 dems, 43 republicans and 2 independants that caucas with the Dems.

It occurs to me that should PE Obama wish, he could finnagle a dem supermajority in the senate by choosing a few republican senators from states whose constitutions allow the governor to appoint senatorial replacements that also have Democrats in the Governor's mansion.

PE Obama has said he wants to emulate Lincoln's cabinet; to build around himself a "team of rivals." If his cabinet is going to include republicans anyway, why not appoint them from states whose governors can replace them in the senate with democrats?

States with democratic governors and at least one republican senator include:


WY, Micheal Enzi, Craig Smith/John Barasso
CO, Wayne Allard
AZ, John McCain, John Allard
NM, Pete Domenici
KS, Sam Brownback, Pat Roberts
OK, James Inhofe, Tom Coburn
IA, Chuck Grassley
KY, Mitch McConnel, Jim Bunning
TN, Lamar Alexander, Bob Corker
VA, John Warner
OH, George Voinovich
PA, Arlen Specter
ME, Olympia Snow
NH, Judd Gregg,

.. shit... I just noticed I'm working from a pretuesday list. I think I got everyone who was ousted off the list... Anyway... we'd need to come up with a list of 4 acceptable choices so we don't have to depend on lieberman to put us over...

The most obvious pick on this list is John McCain for Vet Affairs. Throw the old guy a bone and get him out of the senate at the same time.

Olympia Snowe would be a great choice as well. She's a moderate republican, and is also known for her ability to influence close votes and fillibusters. (so sayeth wikipedia, anyway...). I'm not quite sure where we'd put her though...

Sam Brownback's positions on immigration and iraq help put him more in line with Obama. He might be a good fit for interior.

Lamar Alexander has already served as education secretary, though he probalby wouldn't be a good fit for Obama's Ed secratary. he might be placable in one of the lower influence positions, such as transportation.



AN IDEAL TUESDAY: A LOOK BACK

1. Obama wins. [CHECK!]

2. Obama wins with 350+ EV. [CHECK!]

3. Obama beats McCain in Arizona. [FAIL. But Obama got the margin under 10%.]

4. Obama wins one or more Southern (or, you know, "racist") states -- Virginia, North Carolina, West Virginia, Georgia, Arkansas. [CHECK! That would be VA and NC.]

5. Al Franken wins. [UNRESOLVED!]

6. Michele Bachmann loses. [EPIC FAIL.]

7. Darcy Burner wins. [UNRESOLVED!]

8. Saxby Chambliss loses. [UNRESOLVED!]

9. Elizabeth Dole and Ted Stevens lose. [ONE OUT OF TWO! And Ted Stevens is probably going to be kicked out of the Senate anyway.]

10. During her concession speech, a giant black crow shits on Palin's head. [MCCAIN WOULDN'T LET HER SPEAK! HAHAHAHA]

[and 11. Prop 8 fails in California. [EPIC FAIL.]]


Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Limited Edition Barack Obama Action Figure available now


Comes complete with plexiglass display case!



RALPH NADER, DISGUSTING FUCK




BRILLIANT, AS ALWAYS




MY HEAD HURTS

Did something important happen last night?



OBAMA, JAPAN




Star Spangled Banner




Stunning

My favorite reformed Republican John Cole:

I am still in shock. This was a damned landslide. It seems so long ago that I was the skeptical one, mocking Obama as the Magical Unity Pony- I think people forget that I was one of the folks who was simply going to support Hillary as the alternative to the GOP disaster.

This is just stunning. This changes everything. He treated us like adults, he converted the skeptics, and now he has a chance to make his mark. I was an Obama skeptic, and mocked him as the Magical Unity Pony, and mocked him “transcending” things. People forget that, I guess.

But now, no more fake nicknames- this is President-Elect Barack Obama. And I am so very, very proud.



Haaaaaaaahhh! Obaaaaamaa!!!



No time for losers




AN INDULGENCE

I'm so proud of our country and its people.

Yay the United States of America.


Tuesday, November 04, 2008

CALIFORNIA: FUCKING ASSHOLES

Early returns indicate that Californians are still fucking assholes, by a margin of about 8 points.  But I will sleep easy tonight with the knowledge that my traditional marriage is protected.



LIVEBLOGGING

Out from Indiana look good, but very little in at this point...

Remember that exit polls are worthless.

MORE [3:38pm PST]: Live pictures of the crowd at Grant Park in Chicago are incredible.

[4:00 PST] Kentucky projected for McCain. Vermont for Obama. No surprise.

[4:02 PST]
Indiana still too close to call. Good news. Democrat Mark Warner wins Virginia Senate seat. Again, expected.

[4:05 PST] Mitch McConnell, Republican Senate Majority Leader, is too close to call in his Kentucky reelection bid. That's a big deal. If McConnell falls, Dems likely to have 60 Senate seats.

[4:16 PST] Early vote numbers in Indiana show that Obama outperforming Kerry, sez 538. Ambinder reporting that Obama campaign exceeding turnout numbers, "confident" in North Carolina, Virginia.

[4:21 PST] Please someone bring me beer.

[4:26 PST] McCain pulls ahead in Indiana count, but Obama-heavy counties historically report last. McCain also ahead in reported Virginia count. Google chat crashing.

[4:33 PST]
MSNBC reports Obama leading in Ohio, McCain in West Virginia.

[4:36 PST] Time travel, anyone?

[4:46 PST] South Carolina called for McCain. No surprise. Obama up 65%-35% in North Carolina, which is amazing.

[4:59 PST] Pennsylvania called for Obama. Huge. NH called for Obama. Ricky Gervais apparently doing election coverage for BBC America.

Without Pennsylvania, McCain's path to the win narrows significantly. We're halfway there, folks.

Chris Matthews: "McCain's strategy for victory has crashed."

Obama up by 300k in Florida, but too close to call. Missouri too close to call.

[5:16 PST] We're waiting for one more big state -- a Florida, an Ohio, Virginia, etc. Even a North Carolina would mean this thing is over.

[8:12 CST]ABC just called the win for Mitch McConnell. There goes hope for a supermajority.

[8:23 CST] OHIO CALLED FOR OBAMA. IT'S OVER! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



A boob picture for ethan



Monday, November 03, 2008

LET IT BE OVER

Daily, there's MSNBC's fab four: Race for the White House, Hardball, Olbermann, Maddow. That's four hours right there, though I skip the commercials. Add in the Newshour on PBS on a quasi-daily basis. Then there's the Friday shows -- Washington Week, on PBS, and the podcast of KCRW's Left, Right, and Center. Sundays are Meet the Press, This Week, Fox News Sunday (which is evil, but informative), and Chris Matthews' Sunday half-hour roundtable on NBC. Face the Nation gets thrown in there if there's a good guest or I'm feeling, y'know, geriatric.

Then there are the newspapers, the blogs, Bloggingheads.tv podcasts (essential), etc., etc. -- essentially, those things that I can sneak in during work, or the commute.

Just let it be over. Please.

I'm so tired of politics. I have a bunch of novels sitting on the shelf, uncracked. I've got that thing I'm supposed to be writing -- 'member, the one I told you about? The bathroom could use a scrub, too.

All I ask, America, is that it actually ends tomorrow. No 2000 redux. KTHXBAI.



GOOD LUCK TOMORROW FROM THE WORLD'S LARGEST DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




THE POLLS

I've been reading 538 every day for months. I shall repay them by stealing their final pollsnext-to-last poll numbers and reproducing them wholesale here:


All I can say after looking at these quite carefully is that this is good news for Rudy Giuliani.



ONE MORE SHOT AT PALIN BEFORE SHE GOES AWAY, HOPEFULLY FOREVER

TPM:
The conventional wisdom seems to be that only the conservative 'intellectuals' have a beef with Palin. But I'm pretty sure the post-election view is going to seem very different. The chatter out of the McCain campaign only confirms what her two months on the public stage has made painfully clear. Palin wasn't simply unprepared for intense scrutiny of a national campaign. The woman is an ignoramus of almost unprecedented magnitude in the annals of national politics. It's not just that virtually every-non-Republican has a negative view of her. I just don't see a national party getting behind someone like that. And before you snark, "What about George Bush?" Sorry but there's no comparison. Whatever else I think of him, he's not a moron. And while he appears to be astoundingly incurious, there's simply no comparison to Palin.



OVER EARLY

If things end up as the polls are suggesting, this thing is going to be essentially over very early for those of us on the West Coast.

After two nail-biters, that's gonna seem weird. But it's more time for us to get our drink on.

Champers on me.

MORE: You'll want to refer back to this hour-by-hour guide of what to watch for by Nate Silver.


Saturday, November 01, 2008

Vibes





SALTO HERO #4: Israel Kaʻanoʻi Kamakawiwoʻole

RIP: BRUDDAH IZ



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