- "Those who scoff at Jape are not to be scorned for they have just
begun their arduous climb to enlightenment and the attainment of their
rightful place in the House of Jape."
- "Can a tree be made in a fashion equal to that in which it is grown?"
- "What be a Monkey if he has not control over the kanine? By what other
mechanism could he know of His enemies plots and schemes to destroy Him?"
- "Swinging there on the highest limb of the tallest tree I marveled at
how a word so simply said could mean so much to so many."
- "I reach, and as my hand touches jape, jape touches me."
- "The feces flies sweetly through the sky, and when it splatters mine