1. stupid all around
    1. what monkey?
    2. who monkey?
    3. where monkey?
    4. when monkey?
    5. why monkey?
    6. whow monkey?
  2. stupidity from the public
    1. can i have an account?
    2. what can i leech from monkey?
  1. stupid all around
    1. what monkey?

      monkey.org is a thing run by dugsong, dirt, jim, dros and others. monkey.org is what we and its users need. if you get anything out of it, consider yourself a lucky monkey.

    2. who monkey?

      we have over 200 users, all personal friends. with few exceptions, we have met every single one of our users FTF, and have them under our strict mind control.

    3. where monkey?

      monkey is in overcast, poopy ahm nabro, meeshigun. open your right hand, palm up. point at it. there. "pop". "ruhf". "fuhyer". "graeyam". "geeked". "ch-ching!". these goddamn midwesterners.

    4. when monkey?

      monkey had its start sometime in 1995 or 1996, when it originally ran on a funky portable 486 box (like a Network General sniffer) running Plan 9. Dozens of machines and OSs later, it is now burried deep in a datacenter at an undisclosed location.

    5. why monkey?

      perhaps dcopp answers it best with this monkey koan:

      Monkeys cause me to be both angry and happy.
      It is much like a piece of metal stuck in your eye.
      You like the metal because it is shiny,
      but you also hate it because it is causing you a great deal of pain.

      think about it.

    6. whow monkey?

      wash, you filthy mute! wash!

  2. stupidity from the public
    1. can i have an account?

      no. shut up, human.

    2. what can i leech from monkey?

      whatever you want. try http://monkey.org/ for some lame jonks. try http://monkey.org/warez for some 0-d@y w4r3z.