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gadievron: @dotmad cyber warfare 2009-11-24 08:19:23

gadievron: @ahoova thanks! :) 2009-11-24 08:19:08

gadievron: @BrianHonan actually, they do! :) 2009-11-24 08:18:38

ryanlrussell: @whymomdrinksrum My wife used to tell me to ask her out, then shot me down. I think birth number 6 at 45 ought to complete my revenge. 2009-11-24 08:14:16

gadievron: Life is normal today: http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.php #funny 2009-11-24 08:11:44

lenlynch: @SteNrg #seesmic windows XP: you installed the "UI enhancement" from MS-Update & that fixed your XP issues? 2009-11-24 08:01:52

lenlynch: @ogwilson yes, silverlight is needed, auto checks and updates when you restart it... Should work on a non-admin account as well 2009-11-24 07:57:37

i0n1c: Filter Input-Escape Output-> Most probably the most misunderstood mantra of them all...You are not safe just because you have an XSS filter 2009-11-24 07:55:29

lenlynch: @ogwilson right-click & save-link-as, run setup.exe as an account that can install software. Works for me on XP, writing this post with it 2009-11-24 07:54:08

lostinsecurity: RT @S21sec: El final de la cadena http://tinyurl.com/yhq2wsz 2009-11-24 07:45:44

abaranov: @sfoak I was only there for an hour or so but the most interesting thing was the crowd was v.different from ITWeb and ISGAfrica. More hair. 2009-11-24 07:41:35

gadievron: a chart that explains bots to girl - the boy paradox: http://graphjam.com/2009/09/09/song-chart-memes-boy-paradox/ #men #boys #men #funny 2009-11-24 07:39:34

i0n1c: BTW who is the "boss" of #phparch at the moment? Who to contact for ideas? 2009-11-24 07:25:13

i0n1c: @julianor Why do you think so? 2009-11-24 07:21:05

enkido: ~@nthmost @xek you guys are cute ;) 2009-11-24 07:17:02

abaranov: @sfoak maybe you are a bot and don't know... 2009-11-24 07:13:43

al3x: Words from tonight's Scrabble board: busty, lush, divas, opine, mead, toil, torq, zen. Etc. 2009-11-24 07:04:27

lenlynch: @levolor we love the look of room darkening blinds w/o curtains; but replacing them every 3 years due to wear-n-tear induces ulcers 2009-11-24 07:00:26

singe: @mhackling According to The Register he's romanian and some of the comments on his blog would imply as much. 2009-11-24 06:22:57

chriseng: @rexaw lol... well ok, if you insist, but i may have already sold your contact info to a few spam lists... :P 2009-11-24 06:20:38

lostinsecurity: http://j.mp/1qYyLV unfortunately I have many of them hehehe the YouTube definition is fantastic 2009-11-24 06:14:01

singe: @justinspratt Stop Drinking with your Breakfast. 2009-11-24 06:08:47

lostinsecurity: @NunoTreez thanks mate! Hmm now I would code a fancy web version instead a GTK one! 2009-11-24 05:56:29

lostinsecurity: RT @hdmoore: reading a fun article from @JimmyRay_Purser on Yersinia (hadn't used it in a while, good refresher): http://bit.ly/vUecW 2009-11-24 05:53:40

singe: Same Romanian hacker that broke into Kaspersky's www earlier in the year has done it to Symantec www.is.gd/52kCL Passwords &serials; exposed. 2009-11-24 05:44:45

lostinsecurity: Dialogo social y economia sostenible. Introduzca estas palabras en sus discurso y quedara bien aunque no sepa lo que significan. 2009-11-24 05:41:09

lostinsecurity: At the airport. Angry. I hate early flights. 2009-11-24 05:38:52

al3x: @lachlanhardy "Buffy" was really what I had in mind. 2009-11-24 05:25:31

ryanlrussell: @whymomdrinksrum I like to think I don't smell funny yet. 2009-11-24 05:24:14

nikolaidis: After all these years, why does Apple still not offer docking stations for MacBook Pros? Pros need these. 2009-11-24 05:10:04

al3x: @defunkt Great! Can we shut down Sourceforge now? How about Google Code? They're crampin' my forking style. 2009-11-24 05:01:05

Beaker: RT @ruv: Complaining is a virtue of those without. < usually uttered by those who have too much and take it for granted. ;/ 2009-11-24 04:55:34

al3x: Watched the pilot of "Glee". Decent writing, nice musical arrangements, but I just can't abide shows about non-supernatural high schools. 2009-11-24 04:54:56

ryanlrussell: @AlexaRPD Well I'm a bunch of stuff you wouldn't like. But it would be pointless to discuss. You still make good reality TV. 2009-11-24 04:35:37

nikolaidis: Seeking opinions on your favorite general purpose scripting language. Which is it and why? Dm me please. Thanks! 2009-11-24 04:35:03

Beaker: @wattersjames I feel so used; didn't know u were slumming. I'm hurt. I'm going to make @randybias a sandwich so he'll be my friend. So there 2009-11-24 04:30:25

Beaker: RT @EdNadrotowicz: R @Beaker Using ambiguous terms allows people to appear knowledgeable - nothing 2 c here, just move on < NOW YOU TELL ME 2009-11-24 04:28:01

lbhuston: Having huge Adobe Air issues on my Macbook. Can't uninstall, reinstall or anything. Says can't write to disk. Tweetdeck and other apps DOA. 2009-11-24 04:27:53

ryanlrussell: @AlexaRPD 'Cause you're entertaining. 2009-11-24 04:27:48

Beaker: ...or kitten. 2009-11-24 04:23:23

Beaker: I hereby recast the Namshub of Enki, resetting the great neuropathic babel virus & immediately/globally defining 'workload' to mean 'pooh' 2009-11-24 04:23:14

Beaker: R @EdNadrotowicz HEY THERE MISTER! I've been calling Cloud infidelity since, well, at least last week! 2009-11-24 04:22:05

Beaker: R @EdNadrotowicz I'm not arguing about "applications" or "services" - I'm talking "workloads" ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! ;) 2009-11-24 04:21:23

Beaker: @allspaw Referentially, please define 'resource.' Does that include all up/downstream dependencies/infrastructure, etc? Back to the start. 2009-11-24 04:20:11

Beaker: R @ryanlrussell Yes...or like calling Coors "beer." 2009-11-24 04:18:23

ryanlrussell: @terroiriste I'm not really sure... 2009-11-24 04:15:28

ryanlrussell: @Beaker Is this a relative of the "call their customer users" joke? 2009-11-24 04:14:03

Beaker: R @jamesurquhart Of course u disagree, you're a developer! Tell a network | FW ops guy you'd like him to change his 'security workload' 2009-11-24 04:13:44

Beaker: Trading a well understood term (apps or even VMs) for one that implies/envelops potentially SO MUCH stuff is just asking for poor fidelity 2009-11-24 04:12:46

ryanlrussell: @terroiriste Thanks anyway. Yeah, my wife does the whole thing here. Otherwise, we're like locusts. 2009-11-24 04:11:59

Beaker: The only people who talk about 'workloads' (to really describe Infostructure) are developers who abstract away the meta- and infrastructure 2009-11-24 04:10:29

amrittsering: Yes, I know ours does too =) 2009-11-24 04:09:13

Beaker: Abstracting ALL THAT COMPLEXITY relating the myriad components of what *could* make up a 'workload' and generalizing will lead to ISSUES 2009-11-24 04:09:13

amrittsering: New product: Lumension Endpoint Management Platform (LEMP) - seriously LEMP? as in limp? hahaha - Co name already sounds like an ED drug 2009-11-24 04:08:26

Beaker: R @jamesurquhart Right, and there's no precision in the babel fish translator between today's 'server- or app-centric' definition & workload 2009-11-24 04:08:19

Beaker: R @jamesurquhart Yes, I'd like to please access my "deployable unit of software that provides me an email user experience" < See the gap? 2009-11-24 04:07:38

Beaker: R @jamesurquhart I love you, my brother from a different mother, but that definition DOES NOT HELP ME. Let's just call it a banana. Better? 2009-11-24 04:06:16

ryanlrussell: @terroiriste OK, then. I think we're having the oldest boy's girlfriend and her mother over. 2009-11-24 04:04:26

Beaker: @cwreece Oh, Oh, I *do* know that one...Part of F=G[m1*m2]/r2 where G=6.67 10^-11 m^3 kg^-1 s^-2 < CA High School Science Fair! ;) 2009-11-24 04:02:19

gattaca: @Tigerbeard Updated accordingly :) 2009-11-24 03:58:30

ryanlrussell: @terroiriste Sounds yummy. No mashed potatoes and gravy? 2009-11-24 03:54:33

Beaker: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! < Love me some Airplane. Time to go find it on On-Demand (it's friggin' Cloud for TV!) PPV=FTW 2009-11-24 03:50:44

gattaca: @Tigerbeard A very tired man. That's all that's being missed. ;) 2009-11-24 03:50:28

Beaker: R @csoandy When I want an intellectually-stimulating, precise, empirical, honest and practical answer I'll beat it out of you (or DM you) ;) 2009-11-24 03:49:21

Beaker: RT @wattersjames: Workload is pretty lame Most ppl who say it 2 me really just trying to avoid a complex application req. discussion < YUP 2009-11-24 03:48:04

amrittsering: rt @Beaker Outside of grid examples, I defy you to point to an enterprise who measures/quantifies things in 'workloads' < Waste Management 2009-11-24 03:43:49

ryanlrussell: @terroiriste Also: I don't think I know what one uses paprika on. Deviled eggs? 2009-11-24 03:35:20

ryanlrussell: @whymomdrinksrum How old? Should I be insulted? 2009-11-24 03:31:05

amrittsering: rt @brothersatwar It's official, BROTHERS AT WAR will be in stores on DVD by 12JAN10. #Iraq #PTSD #TCOT #Military 2009-11-24 03:30:47

amrittsering: RT @It's official, BROTHERS AT WAR will be in stores on DVD by 12JAN10. #Iraq #PTSD #TCOT #Military <--looks interesting & nice use of SM 2009-11-24 03:29:58

ryanlrussell: @terroiriste It wasn't meant to be scary, per se. I plan to be making 3 or 4 store runs as needed on Thanksgiving while my wife is cooking. 2009-11-24 03:19:36

ryanlrussell: @terroiriste Well, you don't KNOW what is missing, of course... 2009-11-24 03:04:17

rybolov: OK, I'm like 7 years too late, but I'm playing with XPLite and GameXP and thinking it's pretty sweet. Mrs Rybolov now has a Photoshop VM. 2009-11-24 03:02:43

ryanlrussell: @jack_daniel I was making a BigFix joke. We have licensed nmap, and manage it with BigFix. Designate any node as a scan point. 2009-11-24 02:55:16

rybolov: RT @danphilpott: Posted NIST SP 800-37r1 FPD Guide for Applying the RMF to Federal InfoSystems to FIMSApedia.org http://bit.ly/7uWm5j 2009-11-24 02:53:40

ryanlrussell: @donicer Why don't they do a distributed nmap scan on a scheduled basis and import into,,, oh wait, that's a salespitch, nvrmind. 2009-11-24 02:41:18

gattaca: Blog post: Cisco Releases iPhone App: Theres an app for that. Cisco has released an app for security alerts. Th... http://bit.ly/5IZkis 2009-11-24 02:32:48

DrInfoSec: RT @MrMeritology: InfoSec as an Evolutionary Arms Race Research Collaborators Wanted http://bit.ly/7VUTVi 2009-11-24 02:31:47

ryanlrussell: @terroiriste You know there's a lack of paprika or something waiting to surprise-attack on Thursday! 2009-11-24 02:30:24

jeremiahg: @agent0x0 In facebooks case, U-U-D-D-L-R-L-R-B-A-ENTER-RIGHTCLICK 2009-11-24 02:29:23

jeremiahg: OMG, Facebook supports the Konami Code from the old Nintendo days. 2009-11-24 02:21:47

al3x: @jgoodsen Here ya go! http://gist.github.com/241575 2009-11-24 02:21:44

al3x: @dysinger http://github.com/blog/497-rackspace-move-scheduled-for-sunday-september-27th-at-5pm-pacific-time 2009-11-24 02:19:58

jeremiahg: DHS's National Cybersecurity Awareness Month should be preceded by the 0-Day ... day. If you got em, drop em. :) 2009-11-24 02:17:48

dinodaizovi: More ghostbusters 2: the dancing toaster song is playing in this restaurant. 2009-11-24 02:14:34

tqbf: @MichaelNagrant duly noted, I'll endeavor to correct the misapprehension, not that Smoque needs my help. 2009-11-24 02:13:17

tqbf: Have I mentioned that breaking down a goose feels maybe I don't know like dissecting a baby? Because I wouldn't know, but. 2009-11-24 02:11:46

mmurray: Happy birthday to both @petermannmc and @falconsview! 2009-11-24 02:09:32

uscert_gov: Microsoft Releases Security Advisory 977981: Microsoft has released security advisory 977981 to address a vulnerabi... http://bit.ly/5iC1cV 2009-11-24 01:56:06

sans_isc: [Diary] Microsoft Security Advisory 977981 - IE 6 and IE 7 , (Tue, Nov 24th): Related to Marc's Diary from 11/23, M... http://bit.ly/726rFf 2009-11-24 01:52:44

Beaker: I appreciate the "you're somebody!" responses but @samj, @jamesurquhart, @ShlomoSwidler, @swardley, @randybias, @vambenepe, etc. not on list 2009-11-24 01:52:09

Beaker: PLEASE realize I'm not sulking about not making their bullshit list! I don't allow them to scrape my stuff which means...you guessed it. 2009-11-24 01:48:42

Beaker: To all my friends/aquaintences who still use Ulitzer to drive eyeballs to their content and in turn get used by them, please reconsider. 2009-11-24 01:46:54

Beaker: RT @riskybusiness: BGP security w/Arbor Networks' Jose Nazario. "Miracle the Internet works at all" http://bit.ly/50ezdV < Cloudifornication 2009-11-24 01:45:18

Beaker: R @wattersjames Trust me when I tell you that being a stand-up somebody vs 'being a somebody' is FAR more important 2 me. Don't need a list 2009-11-24 01:43:53

Beaker: R @cryptorobert Awfully kind of you to say, sir, but I prefer to set my expectations low and fail to meet them so being a nobody is good. 2009-11-24 01:42:21

Beaker: So to be influential, you need to syndicate content to allow SYSCON to generate page views of SYSCON reprints to drive hit counts. Got it. 2009-11-24 01:41:05

ryanlrussell: @zate I shall. 2009-11-24 01:38:41

Beaker: Not that I'm anybody, but I've never heard of most of those people on that "most influential cloud bloggers list" - Almost all are vendors 2009-11-24 01:38:28

Beaker: That's like saying a dog that licks itself is the world's most influential ass kisser. Oh, come to think of it. Ulitzer hitting all-time low 2009-11-24 01:36:21